Conan O'Brien Quotes
They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

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Women can't be afraid to look like action heroes. It's not always pretty, but when it's on the screen, it translates well to the audience.
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I know I'm in the exceptional position of having money, but I didn't have it for many decades. I'm always trying to get shows put on for 25 per cent less production costs.
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I think downloading is both saving and killing the music industry at the same time.
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I believe that dogma is often evil.
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The Supreme Court is not elected, and it is therefore not a proper arbiter of social policy.
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I think you can soften people's hearts, even if they have a lot of hate. Music can do that if it's beautiful and honest. If I can do that - soften just one person's heart - I consider myself successful already.
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I like science fiction, I like fantasy, I like time travel, so I had this idea: What if you had a phone that could call into the past?
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With ladder matches, you can't expect anything other than craziness.
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Only together do Europe and the U.S. stand a chance of keeping liberal democracy as the central doctrine for organizing world affairs.
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It took me just three months to pick up Hindi. I guess I'm a fast learner when it comes to languages.
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In the final analysis this congressional race is always going to be a close race, whether there's a presidential race or governor's race or not. But is this a better year? Yes, this would probably be a better year.
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I love the Royal Family. The Queen, she's fabulous.
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I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.
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The line between life or death is determined by what we are willing to do.
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I think everybody understands the fact that the right person will be cast for the role. So it's not theirs really to lose; they're just trying to find the right person.
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For my life, I need to make my own choices.
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Kids called me 'Skeletor' as a kid because I was so skinny.
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Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.
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A man can only attain knowledge with the help of those who possess it. This must be understood from the very beginning. One must learn from him who knows.
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Life is not long, and too much of it must not pass in idle deliberation how it shall be spent.
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It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends.
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I'm with someone who's got very high standards, and he doesn't tolerate all these ridiculous vices very easily. That's not reason enough to marry someone, although people have gotten married for less.
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They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.