Conan O'Brien Quotes
They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

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Women can't be afraid to look like action heroes. It's not always pretty, but when it's on the screen, it translates well to the audience.
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I know I'm in the exceptional position of having money, but I didn't have it for many decades. I'm always trying to get shows put on for 25 per cent less production costs.
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I think downloading is both saving and killing the music industry at the same time.
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I believe that dogma is often evil.
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The Supreme Court is not elected, and it is therefore not a proper arbiter of social policy.
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I think you can soften people's hearts, even if they have a lot of hate. Music can do that if it's beautiful and honest. If I can do that - soften just one person's heart - I consider myself successful already.
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I like science fiction, I like fantasy, I like time travel, so I had this idea: What if you had a phone that could call into the past?
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With ladder matches, you can't expect anything other than craziness.
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Only together do Europe and the U.S. stand a chance of keeping liberal democracy as the central doctrine for organizing world affairs.
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It took me just three months to pick up Hindi. I guess I'm a fast learner when it comes to languages.
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In the final analysis this congressional race is always going to be a close race, whether there's a presidential race or governor's race or not. But is this a better year? Yes, this would probably be a better year.
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I love the Royal Family. The Queen, she's fabulous.
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I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.
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The line between life or death is determined by what we are willing to do.
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I think everybody understands the fact that the right person will be cast for the role. So it's not theirs really to lose; they're just trying to find the right person.
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For my life, I need to make my own choices.
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Kids called me 'Skeletor' as a kid because I was so skinny.
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Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.
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Unfortunately the global warming hysteria, as I see it, is driven by politics more than by science.
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As I grow up, the lessons I learn in love and relationships and how we treat each other are hopefully maturing - hopefully.
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To leave this life, to me, is a sweet prospect. When you read this I will be quite dead and no answer will be possible. All I can say is that I offered you love, and the best I could. All I got in return in the end was a kick in the teeth. Thus I die alone and unloved. As you sowed, so shall you reap.
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I never go anywhere. I do sketches and make phone calls, and people visit. It's more fun to come to Paris.
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Being in front of the camera was like coming home. The first time I saw myself on the big screen, it was in a trailer for 'The New Guy', and I just started screaming.
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They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.