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We are under government's control, and if people don't realize that, they haven't looked around. And if they're not paranoid, they haven't thought about it.
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Back when the country was strong, back before Elvis and before the Vietnam war came along.
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I probably wouldn't even be here now if it weren't for chiropractic
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If I had a choice, and there was a "Y" in the road, I would always take the one that was more fun as opposed to the one that might make me more money.
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Faith is the only way we're going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own.
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Hey, hey, the working man, the working man like me. I ain't never been on welfare, that's one place I won't be.
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Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.
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I haven't had any problems with my back since I got the foot surgery.
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Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.
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Willie Nelson's the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it's worth it.
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At my age, I don't buy but a half a loaf of bread, you know?