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I've never been beaten up! I'm a black belt in Run-Fu.
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You gotta play for as many people as you can. It's, like, if someone wants to see you, and they, you know, can't, then that's lame.
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School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.
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I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
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I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.
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I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.
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I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.