Quotes of the day, January 15

  • Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it.
    S. J. Perelman
    S. J. Perelman

    • June 3

  • Chances are, if you are following the crowd, you're following the wrong path.
    Bob Proctor
    Bob Proctor

    • June 2

  • You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife.

    • June 1

  • I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.
    Cathy Guisewite
    Cathy Guisewite

    • May 31

  • None but the dead have free speech.

    • May 30

  • Prayer is the vital breath of the Christian; not the thing that makes him alive, but the evidence that he is alive.
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