Aspirin Quotes
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We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.
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Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin.
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I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.
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What it looks like is even reasonably low doses like a baby aspirin a day has some benefit, what's unclear is if higher doses have more of an effect. I think that question is still open.
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The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.
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Her magic formula for dealing with children is ignoring all faults and accenting tiny virtues. She says, "Instead of telling Tommy day in and day out that he is the naughtiest boy in the United States of America, which could very well be true, take an aspirin and comment on his neatly tied shoes. Almost anybody would rather be known for expert shoe-tying than for kicking the cat." She always tells whiners how charming they are--bullies how brave--bad sports how good--sneaks how honest!
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We can't make a recommendation that you could take an aspirin a day to prevent both heart disease and colorectal cancer.
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I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills.
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Our study did find a protective effect of long-term aspirin use on risk of invasive colorectal cancer, but only at dosage levels considerably higher than those used to prevent cardiovascular disease.
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Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.
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When there's an ache, you want to be like aspirin, not vitamins. Aspirin solves a very particular problem someone has, whereas vitamins are a general "nice to have" market.
