Certificates Quotes

• I'm not saying that McDonald's gift certificates caused the obesity epidemic, but in retrospect, the timing is kind of suspicious.

  

  Jim Gaffigan
  • Kind
  • Timing
  • Obesity

• I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it.

  

  Raul Labrador
  • American
  • Prove
  • Fortunate

• Honey, I plan to marry you the moment the ink is dry on that death certificate.

  

  Sara Gruen
  • Moments
  • Marry
  • Certificates

• Reading is such a personal thing to me. I'd much rather give someone a gift certificate to a bookstore, and let that person choose his or her own books.

  

  Erik Larson
  • Book
  • Reading
  • Persons

• My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.

  

  Paul McCartney Paul McCartney and Wings
  • Why
  • Birth
  • Cost

• Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars, stock certificates, bank notes, and coins.

  

  Scott Cook
  • Gold
  • Wealth
  • Coins

• I used all diligence to arrive at London and therefore I now gave my crew a certificate under my hand, of my free and willing return, without persuasion or force by any one or more of them.

  

  Henry Hudson
  • Force
  • Crew
  • Persuasion

• Worry is the most popular form of suicide. Worry impairs appetite, disturbs sleep, makes respiration irregular, spoils digestion, irritates disposition, warps character, weakens mind, stimulates disease, and saps bodily health. It is the real cause of death in thousands of instances where some other disease is named on the death certificate.

  

  William George Jordan
  • Character
  • Appetite
  • Digestion

• Some years ago, someone had come up with the idea that the State should hold all Titles to vehicles, mailing a Certificate of Title to the 'owners'. This created a legal fiction that the State owned the vehicles. Drivers were thus driving a State owned vehicle, mandating drivers must have a license to drive a State vehicle, which was false. The State reaped many millions with its drivers license scam, and began issuing heavy fines for not having a State license.

  

  Eustace Mullins
  • Driving
  • Fiction
  • Fine

• In principle the first thing on the stream would be my birth certificate, a little electronic version of that, my parents would put my school records, health records, whatever of their child onto the stream. And the stream continues to flow forward through time.

  

  David Gelernter
  • Children
  • School
  • Times

• When goods are exchanged between countries, they must be paid for by commodities or gold. They cannot be paid for by the notes, certificates, and checks of the purchaser's country, since these are of value only in the country of issue.

  

  Carroll Quigley
  • Country
  • Gold
  • Values