Lumber Quotes
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Some guy workin' at Home Depot, he wants to f-k just as many women as a celebrity. But he can't do it, because whores don't care about lumber.
 Bill Burr
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We expect increased supply of lumber into the U.S. in 2006, particularly from Europe, and that should dampen prices.
 Hank Ketcham
					 
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Dead, we become the lumber of the world, And to that mass of matter shall be swept Where things destroyed with things unborn are kept.
 Seneca the Younger
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Philosophy! the lumber of the schools.
 Jonathan Swift
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If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
 Neil S. Plakcy