Me Quotes
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For me, fitness is not just about hitting the gym; it is also about an inner happiness and an overall well-being.
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I get plenty of, 'Is that song about me?' from men but I just tell them to get over themselves.
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Dad said that he was prouder of me than he'd ever been when I came out.
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In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there.
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My career is a journey for me, and any journey is incomplete without the struggle.
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Since first starting my career, I've grown accustomed to working with actors older than me. I'm always the youngest.
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I get so excited when a song I wrote that's very personal to me goes No. 1 and I look down and see people singing the words back to me.
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To me, the series was the end of the actor, when the series ended.
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I really, really enjoy comedy. I think that's one of my strong suits. It's my zone. And people don't expect it from me, which is a whammy.
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New York grabbed me too hard, as did adulthood.
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They offered me one cover about 10 years ago, and I said, no, I can't do it. I'm happy to cover up now.
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I love Mount Fuji and I think it is my love of the mountains in Japan that led me to seek other mountains around the world.
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Wherever I go for the military, they always call me Lt. Dan. They just can't help it.
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I went through a big Kurt Vonnegut phase. But the writers who made me decide at a very early age that this is probably something I wanted to do were Stephen King and Douglas Adams, when I was probably, like, ten years old.
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Anything that involves the outdoors I'm all about, whether it be skiing, snowboarding, wakesurfing to mountain-biking. Anything that gets me outside.
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Hip-hop for me has always been hardcore and edgy.
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This Islam business kidnapped me.
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Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
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Since the age of 14, I have littered – excuse me, adorned – the Internet with Taylor Swift analyses.
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I've never been a big fan of making telepathy to the audience. That would be too much a wink in the eye. That would make people around me fools, right?
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'The Story of Us' is about running into someone I had been in a relationship with at an awards show, and we were seated a few seats away from each other. I just wanted to say to him, 'Is this killing you? Because it's killing me.' But I didn't. Because I couldn't. Because we both had these silent shields up.
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Oh, you ask me, what is the greatest torture of a person who does portraits for a living? I could fill several volumes with nice nasty stories. I don't know.
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People still text me to say that there is something about me in the paper, and what really annoys me is that if it's nasty, I then have to go and have a look, even though actually I don't want to know.
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I just want a big HBO special or a network or somebody willing to get behind my work and promote it. The most frustrating thing for me is to have this successful act that resonates across the country, and the network guys just don't get it. Everyone sees it except them. I want to leave a mark.
