Funerals Quotes

• These funerals always appear to me the more indecent in a populous city, from the total indifference of the beholders, and the perfect unconcern with which they are beheld.

  

  Karl Philipp Moritz
  • Perfect
  • Indifference
  • Indecent

• We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?

  

  Amy Poehler
  • May
  • Death
  • Dead

• A Muslim has five duties towards another Muslim; to return a salutation, visit the sick, follow funerals, accept an invitation and say 'God have mercy on you' when one sneezes.

  

  Elijah Muhammad
  • God
  • Mercy
  • Muslim

• If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours.

  

  Clarence Day
  • Men
  • Funerals

• And we were driving there with Florence and Stella. I was complaining about having to go all the way up to Connecticut, and you said, ‘Look at it this way: we have two obligations to our old friends. We have to go to their weddings and we have to go to their funerals. With George, we’re halfway home.

  

  Brian Morton
  • Friends
  • Obligations
  • Weddings

• I like a bit of color myself, I must say. At my time of life, if you wear nothing but black, people might think you were too mean to change frocks between funerals.

  

  Winifred Holtby
  • Change
  • Color
  • Funerals

• People get way too much credit at funerals.

  

  Neal Brennan
  • People
  • Get
  • Credit

• You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

  

  Bill Murray
  • Living
  • Dead
  • Funerals

• Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.

  

  Norman Cousins
  • Death
  • inspirational
  • Meaningful

• Funerals aren't for the dead. They're for the living.

  

  Gavin Extence
  • Living
  • Dead
  • Funerals

• If you don't go to other men's funerals,' he told Father stiffly, 'they won't go to yours.'

  

  Clarence Day
  • Men
  • Father
  • Funerals