Ketchup Quotes

• You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

  

  Homer
  • Delicious
  • Cocktail
  • Ketchup

• I take my own syrup, ketchup, and mustard, just in case of emergencies, in my suitcase. Whatever I can steal from the hotels. It's usually Heinz ketchup, and they give you a weird mustard. You don't get French's or anything; you get some sort of Dijon or some mustard. That's just for hot dogs. I don't use mustard for anything else.

  

  John Prine
  • Emergencies
  • Hotels
  • Suitcase

• If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself!

  

  Liam Payne One Direction
  • Jump
  • Castle
  • Simon Cowell

• The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.'

  

  Thomas Sowell
  • Racism
  • Evidence
  • Conservative

• I have an obsession with ketchup! I have it with everything.

  Eugene Simon
  • Obsession
  • Ketchup