Eton Quotes

• Most Englishmen are convinced that God is an Englishman, probably educated at Eton.

  

  E. M. Delafield
  • God
  • Language
  • Educated

• There is an old story about the boy at Eton who committed suicide. The other boys in his house were gathered together and asked if any of them could suggest a reason for the tragedy. After a long silence a small boy in the front put up his hand: 'Could it have been the food, sir?

  

  Auberon Waugh
  • Up
  • Long
  • Together

• I went to prep school, Eton and Oxford. When people hear that, they think they know you, and you think: 'No, you don't.'

  

  Harry Lloyd
  • People
  • School
  • Oxford