Fleas Quotes
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Flea brain, got a hole in her head. If she wasn't good looking, she'd be better off dead.
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Being a celebrity doesn't even seem to keep the fleas off our dogs — and if being a celebrity won't give me an advantage over a couple of fleas, then I guess there can't be much in being a celebrity after all.
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Sending armies to McClellan is like shoveling fleas across a barnyard, not half of them get there.
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Naturally, when a young fellow steps up into a big position, it breeds jealousy among those whom he's left behind and uneasiness among those to whom he's pulled himself up. Between them he's likely to be subjected to a lot of petty annoyances. But he's in the fix of a dog with fleas who's chasing a rabbit -- if he stops to snap at the tickling on his tail, he's going to lose his game dinner.
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Sleep with a dog and rise full of fleas.
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I went to the flea market in the morning and charged tourists money to take pictures of me. I looked pretty wild, with hair down to my waist, Indian robes, a floor-length fur coat. There must be lots of photos of me out there.
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So often we think we have got to make a difference and be a big dog. Let us just try to be little fleas biting. Enough fleas biting strategically can make a big dog very uncomfortable.
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I noticed that I used to go to second hand shops and flea markets and find funny, cute things, but now I go into those stores, and I think, This is dead people's stuff. This is all, like, somebody cleaned out their parents' house, and I don't want any of it. If I didn't want it from my parents, I don't want it from your parents.
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Towards gnats and fleas we should show no pity. We would do right to hang petty thieves, petty calumniators, and slanderers.
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But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?
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A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.
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Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody.
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That's a valiant flea that dares eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.
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Haste is good only in catching fleas.
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So, naturalists observe, a flea; Hath smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller fleas to bite 'em, And so proceed ad infinitum.
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If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.
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That was the thing about guys, though: Sometimes, they had the emotional depth of a flea.
