Certificate Quotes
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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar -
The birth certificate of the royal baby lists her parents' occupations as being 'the prince and princess of the United Kingdom.' It says that under occupation, which I guess sounds better than 'unemployed.'
Conan O'Brien
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Europe without Greece is like a child without a birth certificate.
Valery Giscard d'Estaing -
On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama's birth certificate could indicate that he's a Muslim. Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka.
Conan O'Brien -
When a man teaches something he does not know to somebody else who has no aptitude for it, and gives him a certificate of proficiency, the latter has completed the education of a gentleman.
George Bernard Shaw -
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
Conan O'Brien -
Peace is a certificate you get in the grave.
Peter Tosh -
There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I'd lost my birth certificate.
Michael Gough
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Gender data is important. If girls don’t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children?
Kathy Calvin -
I went to Willoughby Girls High, I finished my high school certificate and then I did shorthand and typing the next year. Then started travelling and never used it since.
Evonne Goolagong Cawley -
The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.
Rickey Henderson