Post Office Quotes

• The post-office is a wonderful establishment! The regularity and dispatch of it! If one thinks of all that it has to do, and all that it does so well, it is really astonishing!

  

  Jane Austen
  • Establishment
  • Regularity
  • Dispatch

• The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis.

  

  Conan O'Brien
  • Equipment
  • Post Office
  • Automatics

• The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

  

  Milton Berle
  • Nowadays
  • Post Office
  • Underhand