I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren Lee Smith. It has all the personality of a toaster.
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