Jello Quotes

• No, you don't wanna get me started. Jell-O with hair all in the mold. I'd be like, 'Damn, man, how are you gonna mess up Jell-O?' Jell-O is so wholesome and family-like. It just ruins it for me. To have a hair in there, yeah. I mean, I'm like, 'Come on, Bill Cosby pumps this, man!'

  

  Tupac Shakur
  • Started
  • Ruin
  • Jello

• ...poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew.

  

  Sara Gruen
  • Breasts
  • Jello

• Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying to eat jello with chopsticks. Sometimes you get a piece but most of the time you get hungry.

  

  Bobby Murcer
  • Hungry
  • Jello
  • Chopsticks