Crib Quotes
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When I was a kid, I hated being talked to as a kid. I don't know if all kids feel that way, but I seem to remember awful things in the crib, something like people doing baby talk in the crib and sticking their big, fat faces in there and scaring me. So I always talk to kids as if they were a person.
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If you're dude, and you're still living at the crib, at home, and you're not taking care of your kid, that's the worst thing ever.
