Pretend Quotes
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I used to pretend that I was Tom attacking Jerry, who was drawn on the ball
Monica Seles
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No man of honor, as the word is usually understood, did ever pretend that his honor obliged him to be chaste or temperate, to pay his creditors, to be useful to his country, to do good to mankind, to endeavor to be wise or learned, to regard his word, his promise, or his oath.
Jonathan Swift
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People are always spewing this horseshit about how age doesn't matter. Well, it does matter! I'm thirty-five, and I'm happy to be thirty-five. I can't pretend I'm still a snot-nosed 21-year-old.
Lars Ulrich Metallica
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Most people love you for who you pretend to be.
Jim Morrison The Doors
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Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
George Washington
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Nobody has the right to act on their own in the name of the United Nations and even less to pretend to be the judge of the entire world
Igor Ivanov
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Everyone is broken a little, I think, and the most broken of all are those who pretend they are not.
Roy H. Williams
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When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Hermann Hesse
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I don't pretend to understand the Universe - it's a great deal bigger than I am.
Thomas Carlyle
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It is no disgrace not to be able to do everything; but to undertake, or pretend to do, what you are not made for, is not only shameful, but extremely troublesome and vexatious.
Plutarch
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Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.
Jasper Fforde
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I want to be tolerant of other people's beliefs. I have wonderful friends who are religious, and I don't want to say that they're dimwits. They should certainly be able to pursue what works for them. I'm just saying that it doesn't work for me and I don't want to pretend that it does.
George Meyer
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is "soap-on-a-rope."
Bill Cosby
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I've had to spend an awful lot of my life trying to pretend I'm not posh. Although once I open my mouth, I rather let things out the bag.
Celia Imrie
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We cannot pretend we do not have problems; we cannot pretend things are not wrong in our country. A lot of things are wrong.
Winnie Madikizela-Mandela
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In any case, the most lively young people become the best old people, not those who pretend to be as wise as grandfathers while they are still at school.
Hermann Hesse
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I will put up with any mockery rather than pretend that I am satisfied when I am hungry.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Do let's pretend that I'm a hungry hyena, and you're a bone!
Lewis Carroll
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We pretend that no one's a racist anymore, but it's easier to talk about pornography in polite company than racial integration.
Bob Herbert
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I think that high school themes are replayed over and over throughout your life, and you try to pretend that it's a phase and that once you're out of high school it's over, but I don't think that's true.
Michael J. Willett
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
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I'm tough when I have to be, tender when I should be. When you find a really tough guy, he's not a predator. He doesn't have to prove himself. Guys who have to pretend to be tough, they ain't. I'm tough.
Mr. T
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Everyone wanted to be rich and beautiful, but the truly rich and beautiful had to pretend they were just the same as everyone else.
Liane Moriarty
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I cannot even pretend to feel as much interest in boys as in girls.
Lewis Carroll