Saturday Quotes
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When I was on Saturday Night Live, I was furious at some of the choices that were being made. None of us are all happy about every choice that's being made, but that's another part about being there for a while. You start seeing why they do it, and you've just got to try to get your punches in while you can.
 Horatio Sanz
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I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'
 Willard Scott
					 
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I guess I've always been a groupie. My first date was a bull rider called Tommy Lee Bryant. We'd go to the rodeo every Saturday and Sunday. The bull riders were the cool guys.
 Jerry Hall
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I have been accused of not taking seriously the FA Cup on Saturday ... I have won four times the FA Cup. Who has won it more? Give me one name.
 Arsene Wenger
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It's impossible to represent a saint [in Art]. It becomes boring. Perhaps because he is, like the Saturday Evening Post people, inthe position of having almost infinitely free will.
 W. H. Auden
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What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week.
 C. S. Lewis
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On a foggy, steel gray Saturday in September 2002, Bennet Omalu arrived at the Allegheny County coroner's office and got his assignment for the day: Perform an autopsy on the body of Mike Webster, a professional football player.
 Jeanne Marie Laskas
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Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on 'Soul Train.'
 Nick Cannon
					 
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I used to go to a Gaelic class on a Saturday morning, but I never felt myself that I could speak it properly.
 Johann Lamont
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Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!
 A. P. Herbert
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I loved fantasy, but I particularly loved the stories in which somebody got out of where they were and into somewhere better - as in the 'Chronicles Of Narnia,' 'The Wizard Of Oz,' 'The Phantom Tollbooth,' the 'Dungeons & Dragons' cartoon on Saturday morning in the '80s.
 Lev Grossman
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Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
 George S. Kaufman
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The first glimpse I had of what Mario Batali's friends had described to me as the 'myth of Mario' was on a cold Saturday night in January 2002, when I invited him to a birthday dinner.
 Bill Buford
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It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in / There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin / He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory?/ I'm not really sure how it goes / But it's sad and it's sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's clothes.'
 Billy Joel
					 
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My dad taught me to read by reading comic strips in the Saturday paper and Archie comics.
 Melanie Scrofano
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Saturday afternoon, although occurring at regular and well-foreseen intervals, always takes this railway by surprise.
 W. S. Gilbert
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The memories that I have are mostly at our old ranch, out in Agoura. We used to go out there every Saturday. I can smell the oak trees. I can see it so clearly.
 Patti Davis
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I used to play Saturday night shows with different little groups. If I could get a show, I would do it. I used to do mad things - I used to go and do these shows and go on my knees and roll on the ground - when I was 15,16 years old. And my parents were extremely disapproving of it all. Because it was just not done. This was for very low-class people, remember. Rock & roll singers weren't educated people.
 Mick Jagger The Rolling Stones
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Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
 Karl Lehenbauer
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Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.
 Mike Birbiglia
					 
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We are trying to schedule music every other Saturday night from 7 to 10 p.m. We like to feature local talent.
 George Benson
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I was an OK boxer, I wasn't great, I was OK, but I loved the discipline of getting together every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, usually Saturday afternoons too, with a whole bunch of mates and training, very, very hard for about two-and-half hours.
 Liam Neeson
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Sometimes when I'm healthier on a big day, I feel better about myself. If I eat terribly and I don't sleep well and I drink too much - three or four or five days in a row - it really catches up to me. It's good to have one fun day, as I call it, whether it be a Saturday, a Sunday, a Monday. It doesn't matter.
 Molly Sims
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If you are a writer, Saturday and Sunday don't mean anything.
 Clive Cussler