Waiter Quotes
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What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something? If you were that smart you wouldn't be a goddamn waiter in the first place.
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I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.
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...the waiter has to come from a place of concentration, subjugation, and complete, limitless service. Nothing is too much trouble. The customer is always right, even when he is wrong. There is no limit to what you will do to serve while that person is in your bar and in your care.
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Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
