Diapers Quotes
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No one likes change but babies in diapers.
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Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce
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Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes were your kids, so you really love the dishes.
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When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.
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I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.
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I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.
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He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father.
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I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.
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I suffered from a mild case of postpartum depression after my second child and the physical challenge of maintaining an overnight shift at CBS, a marriage, and two in diapers made the symptoms worse and everyone in the house paid the price.
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An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.
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Real men change diapers!
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What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.
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Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.
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Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the window it flies. We have to pounce on it earlier.
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Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.
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When I start getting old, I'm going to start ending my prayers like, "Lord, it'd be a good day to die." I don't wanna be 130 years old with a diaper on, all my friends dead and gone. I wanna get to heaven, come get me!
