Hair Quotes
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I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment.
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My hair is a battle. It's an uphill, fine, baby-haired battle.
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I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.
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Everybody was starting to grow long hair and wear pink suits and purple glasses and stuff and then, I suppose, some people thought we were crazy, but we weren't really crazy because we're all still here!
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If a guy can't handle your natural hair, he's weak. Why waste time on someone like that?
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I've been lucky with my hair. I couldn't deal with it if I'd run out of barnet. Imagine me with a Bobby Charlton comb over.
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Your hair tends to get used to the product you use. Every month or so I change it out.
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You get money out of acting. You get gray hair out of directing. Actually, I get more of a rush from directing.
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Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots - their phone number, name or whatever.
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The most important thing I have to say to you today is that hair matters. Pay attention to your hair, because everyone else will.
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There are times where people ask for a lock of your hair, but the truth is I have a lot of gratitude for my fans.
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I cut my own hair most of the time. You just do it all by feel.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald's - threw a match in the cook's hair.
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I hated myself totally white. So now I cheat. It's my white hair, and I put color there. My grandson says I'm punk.
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I really committed to growing my hair out about a year and a half ago. There's always this awkward moment when you're growing your hair out and it just doesn't look all that great. But if you just power through it then you'll get a pretty good end result.
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I don't know if I was ever called out, but I definitely have been told my chest hair gets super long. I don't like it at all, so I definitely shave my chest a bunch. I have a really nice, huge eagle on my whole chest, with the words "Strength" and "Honor" and "Sanctimony" around it, so I like to keep that clean and clear.
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One day, in 1982, for 15 minutes, my hair was perfect.
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The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can't get it back; it's bald in the back of the head and never turns around.
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I never could get my hair to do what I wanted it to do, so I started wearing the wigs. It all came from a very serious place. I wanted to look a certain way.
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Im very easy going and low maintenance when it comes to my hair.
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For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day.
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Hair long, money long. Me and broke niggas, we dont get along.
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Girls laugh. Their hair giggles down their back.
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By the end of the time I'm writing a book, I'm tearing my hair out and I want to go do stand-up. And then I want to do something else. I don't know why it is true with me that I can't just be satisfied doing the one thing, but I'm constantly flitting from one thing to another.
