Up Quotes
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In the end, I did end up repeating seventh grade.
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Anybody who tunes into Rush Limabaugh already knows what he's going to say and is already inclined to agree. So it winds up creating tribes.
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You can beat a dead horse as much as you want, but it doesn't come back to life. And sometimes you just have to change things up to keep the excitement and enthusiasm in the sport.
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My biggest struggle being a woman in the workforce has not only been with my mother, my grandmother, and a lot of my girlfriends. When I'm working late hours, I'm almost punished for it by them. It's almost absurd that I would prioritize work over catching up with my girlfriends. If I were a man, that would just come second nature.
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Italians are great improvisers. If something unforeseen happens, they throw up their hands, and they adjust.
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I started a deli when I was 19 years old. Kevin O's. The sandwiches at Kevin O's were a little like Subway before Subway - fresh baked bread. My best seller was turkey with cream cheese and artichoke hearts. I just made it up.
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I love to mix it up. I love to keep doing different things.
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Whoever said anybody has a right to give up?
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When you're in the middle of writing a song, you can come up with this whole web of stuff only you know how to get through. That's very entertaining for me to do that.
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I'm not a comic person at all. It never reached me in the north of Ireland, in the '60s and '70s growing up. We used to get stupid comics like 'The Topper' and 'The Beezer,' things like that.
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The party on Wall Street never ends - while the rest of us pick up their tab and suffer the hangover.
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People who do crime do it for reward. But you end up in jail - that's no reward. Through crime, your ambitions are low.
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I always say that the stand-up world is the arena of the unwell, and it is.
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Radio provides a speed-up of information that also causes acceleration in other media. It certainly contracts the world to village size and creates insatiable village tastes for gossip, rumour, and personal malice. (p. 24)
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On game days, I do yoga as just a really short routine. It's more to warm up and to calm down in the morning.
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Nobody lives up to the norms that God had in mind when he first created human beings.
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I'd never experienced stress before I did stand-up, and it was a massive shock to my system, this thing of waking up, and the nerves of, 'You're on stage tonight.'
