Lame Quotes

• Touch a man who can't walk up right, and that lame man, he's gonna fly.

  

  Neil Diamond
  • Up
  • Men
  • Philosophy

• No, that would be a lame excuse, to be honest. He's a good driver, he's fast, but that was definitely a full-face error.

  

  Helio Castroneves
  • Good
  • Definitely
  • Lame

• So he's like a human compass? As far as superpowers go, that's pretty lame. You're like the Caster equivalent of Aquaman.

  

  Kami Garcia
  • Pretty
  • Humans
  • Compass

• This sounds really lame, but I'm pretty proud of my feet. I've gotten so many compliments for having nice feet. If someone has a foot fetish, I'd have an in. I love foot rubs, too. I'll take one whenever I can.

  

  Torrie Wilson
  • Proud
  • Sound
  • Feet

• Jesus' pattern prayer, which is both crutch, road, and walking lesson for the spiritually lame like ourselves, tells us to start with God: for God matters infinitely more than we do.

  

  J. I. Packer
  • God
  • Jesus
  • Road

• If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe."

  

  Caprice Crane
  • Fun
  • Nice
  • Thanks

• This sounds really lame, but I'm pretty proud of my feet.

  

  Torrie Wilson
  • Proud
  • Sound
  • Feet