Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I'm half-black, half-white, so I basically put it like this: I can fit in anywhere. That's why I write so many stories from so many different perspectives, because I've seen so many.
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The violence in the world comes about because we human beings are forever creating barriers between men who are like us and men who are not like us.
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What I've noticed is not only in the military, but in the first responders community, that when you reach out your hand to help one of them, they almost always grab your hand with only one of theirs, because they're using their other hand to reach behind them and pull up somebody else with them.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
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Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.
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Before 'Gremlins,' I was a normal person, then within two weeks of the movie coming out, I couldn't walk into a store without people turning around and staring. It's exciting and also scary because everyone starts telling you how amazing you are.
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I'm never, like I say, I'm never happy, I'm never satisfied, it's never good enough.
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More compassionate mind, more sense of concern for other's well-being, is source of happiness.
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Global actions require local and national participation. International cooperation and action requires community perspectives and legitimacy if it is to be effective.
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Barack Obama's decision to come out in favour of gay marriage may be a historic occasion, but it is not an isolated one. His administration has been making pro-gay noises for some time; his demographic in the upcoming election is young and educated, precisely the group that favours equality for the LGBT community.
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Madness need not be all breakdown. It may also be break-through. It is potential liberation and renewal as well as enslavement and existential death.
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But now I wish I could back to Stockholm to make international films there.
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The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
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I love apple juice.
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This whole segregation between famous people and other people is complete rubbish.
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It will take a long time, and certainly the West will remain the dominant civilization well into the next century, but the decline is occurring.
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I don't listen to the news. I don't read the newspaper unless it's eccentric information - and the obituaries, of course.
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I've been playing with Blackwell over 20 years. We used to play when I first went to Los Angeles. Blackwell plays the drums as if he's playing a wind instrument. Actually, he sounds more like a talking drum.
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Had Windham possessed discretion in debate, or Sheridan in conduct, they might have ruled their age.
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They might try to take Mike away with a zone, but they can't take away all our 3s.
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You must spend money to make money.
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Acting had been a hobby that turned into a career, the directing was a hobby that turned into a career and music just really allowed me to find another way to express myself.
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The Beatles did treat me as a member of the group. And that was a great honor, you know?
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I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.
