Chelsea Handler Quotes
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I'm half-black, half-white, so I basically put it like this: I can fit in anywhere. That's why I write so many stories from so many different perspectives, because I've seen so many.
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The violence in the world comes about because we human beings are forever creating barriers between men who are like us and men who are not like us.
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What I've noticed is not only in the military, but in the first responders community, that when you reach out your hand to help one of them, they almost always grab your hand with only one of theirs, because they're using their other hand to reach behind them and pull up somebody else with them.
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I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
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Before 'Gremlins,' I was a normal person, then within two weeks of the movie coming out, I couldn't walk into a store without people turning around and staring. It's exciting and also scary because everyone starts telling you how amazing you are.
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I'm never, like I say, I'm never happy, I'm never satisfied, it's never good enough.
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More compassionate mind, more sense of concern for other's well-being, is source of happiness.
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Global actions require local and national participation. International cooperation and action requires community perspectives and legitimacy if it is to be effective.
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Barack Obama's decision to come out in favour of gay marriage may be a historic occasion, but it is not an isolated one. His administration has been making pro-gay noises for some time; his demographic in the upcoming election is young and educated, precisely the group that favours equality for the LGBT community.
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Madness need not be all breakdown. It may also be break-through. It is potential liberation and renewal as well as enslavement and existential death.
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But now I wish I could back to Stockholm to make international films there.
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The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
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I love apple juice.
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This whole segregation between famous people and other people is complete rubbish.
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It will take a long time, and certainly the West will remain the dominant civilization well into the next century, but the decline is occurring.
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I don't listen to the news. I don't read the newspaper unless it's eccentric information - and the obituaries, of course.
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I've been playing with Blackwell over 20 years. We used to play when I first went to Los Angeles. Blackwell plays the drums as if he's playing a wind instrument. Actually, he sounds more like a talking drum.
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I have always considered it a beautiful metaphor that Cervantes had no fixed address in Spain. He is thus everywhere and nowhere. There are a number of sites connected with his life, but none attract hordes of travellers the way Stratford-upon-Avon and the Globe Theatre in London draw Shakespeare aficionados.
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As always, I appreciate all the love and support people have sent and continue to send my way.
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Ultimately, making movies is a really, really small world. Being on sets and going to the same locations, like shooting in Shreveport, you're always working with somebody from another set that you worked with.
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President Bush is manufacturing a crisis by suggesting that Social Security is in imminent danger. It is not.
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Everything on Saturday morning cartoons moves alike-that's one of the reasons it's not animation. The drawings are different, but everybody acts the same way, their feet move the same way, and everybody runs the same way. It doesn't matter whether it's an alligator or a man or a baby or anything, they all move the same.
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I was speechless. It's going to affect every single user complaint that I have heard.
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I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.
