Chelsea Handler Quotes
Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift.

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As a novelist, I ask of myself only that I tell the truth and that I tell it beautifully.
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I think it all comes down to motivation. If you really want to do something, you will work hard for it.
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I have dedicated many years to economic study, up to the Ph.D. level, to analyze and understand the inherent weaknesses of aid and why aid policies have consistently failed to deliver on economic growth and poverty alleviation.
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Fashion is something which is non-lasting; it's ephemeral.
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As someone who is in awe and grateful every day to be in a country where freedom of the press, free speech and free elections are a way of life, I am wowed, amazed and excited by the opportunity to moderate a 2012 presidential debate.
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No matter what political reasons are given for war, the underlying reason is always economic.
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I don't agree with boarding school. It's not something that I would do with my children, but I think it's something that kind of exists in England in a traditional way, and you do form very close relationships with the girls you go to school with. But it is a strange thing to live in an environment which is solely female.
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I'm probably the wealthiest Indian in America.
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I love a vintage look that's also a bit rock n' roll.
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The State Marriage Defense Act helps safeguard the ability of states to preserve traditional marriage for their citizens.
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I don't go to the gym because I don't have time, but I do Pilates workout DVDs for 20 minutes or more every day at home.
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In spite of the polls, the fact is that American Muslims are very happy and they thrive in this country.
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I remember making the all-star team in Little League when I was around 11 years old. I was not a great athlete, but I loved it, so making starting second base in the all-star was great for me. I think someone must have been sick and they slotted me in.
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You have to be very strong and headstrong to make your place. You have to know how to say no. Patience is very important.
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Jealousy is a scary thing.
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I'm an inherently happy person. It comes from the inside, which means you can achieve happiness under any circumstance.
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The truth is, you have a much richer life if you somehow lead one that you can hold together.
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Some hedge fund managers have made big bucks trading oil futures - George Soros is one.
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I'm tactile, very tactile. A woman who has really nice, looked-after skin is such a turn-on for me. It's always sexy.
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Call it stubborn, call it ignorant, call it what you want, but I don't think I have to join a particular faith or culture or creed or religion just to fit in, since I was part of the clique since it's inception.
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I'm a huge fan of 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of my favorite shows.
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They changed the floor back to old school. They changed the uniform back to old school. Somebody tell the damn players to start playing like old school.
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Everything isn't permanent, so don't pretend that it is. Everything's supposed to move and shift.