Chris Colfer Quotes
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'There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in.'
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I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.
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I'm really not good blackmail material.
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I don't personally feel a responsibility to be a role model, but as the actor, I do.
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'There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get out of high school and make everyone sorry.'
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The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn't want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they're gay.
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'I was very different from most kids. I would stay home and write and put on shows when other people would go to the football game, and… I think I just put all that energy into wanting to get out of there and do something with my life.'
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My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
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I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.
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'Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen to yourself, either, because yourself will try to bring you down even more so than anyone else. As long as you just put all your energy into one thing, it can happen.'
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'My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.' -Chris Colfer on his characters
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'I hope to write someday and that’s even more terrifying than performing. You don’t just entertain the audience, you give them little bits of your soul.'
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I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!
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'I love thinking that there is magic in the world, that there are people in the world with amazing abilities that we just don’t know about.'
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'I just witnessed an old woman wearing joker make-up and jamming hard to music as she drove her convertible. Yes, I just saw my future.'
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Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!
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It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.
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I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.
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I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.
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I think always staying focused and not taking things too seriously, but taking the important things seriously.
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I wish I could walk into a room and feel superior and have my nose up at everybody, but I can't, because I know I'm just a huge nerd, and that wouldn't work for me.
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I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was growing up were all flamboyant and obnoxious and sometimes kind of annoying.
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'Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?''