Danny DeVito Quotes
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Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
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It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.
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It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
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My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor.
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I don't look ahead. I'm right here with you. It's a good way to be.
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After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change?
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What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
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This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures.
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I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now.
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I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious.
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So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a giant and he brings the giant to a circus where he meets a Miss Calloway. He sees the woman of his dreams and I am the only one who knows who she is.
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I am self-centred. I just adore myself.
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When I'm directing or producing, I like to do different kinds of stories. But you have to know what you really like, and when you do, you have to front your position.