Funny Quotes
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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It was Toto that made Dorothy laugh, and saved her from growing as gray as her other surroundings. Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose.
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No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.
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Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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Who doesn't love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time?
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My mom is super fabulous, and I remember her telling me at 13, 'You can start wearing makeup now.' And the funny thing is, I didn't take her up on it!
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I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
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People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.
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Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny.
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My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty.
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As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.
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I like children - fried.
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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
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It's funny, I don't know where I would place myself in the literary landscape. I really just write the book that I would want to read. I put on the blinders, and I really - it is, for me, that simple.
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If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
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Comedy is a tool of togetherness. It's a way of putting your arm around someone, pointing at something, and saying, 'Isn't it funny that we do that?' It's a way of reaching out.
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I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.'
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My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
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Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
