Humor Quotes
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Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you'd rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
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Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.
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Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
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Weak men are easily put out of humor. Oil freezes quicker than water.
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The secret to humor is surprise.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
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Sometimes, humor is the only way we get through the day.
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Impropriety is the soul of wit.
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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.
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Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.
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People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor.
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Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.
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Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'
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There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
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The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
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One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.
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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
