Humor Quotes
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
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Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
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Weak men are easily put out of humor. Oil freezes quicker than water.
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The secret to humor is surprise.
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Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.
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Sometimes, humor is the only way we get through the day.
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Impropriety is the soul of wit.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
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Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor.
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Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.
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If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
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One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.
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Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.
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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
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The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
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Cynicism is humor in ill health.
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My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor.
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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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I need to end up with someone who is strong, intelligent, independent, someone I really admire - sensitive, sensuous, warm, a sense of humor.
