Humor Quotes
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Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you'd rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
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Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
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Impropriety is the soul of wit.
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Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.
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Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Weak men are easily put out of humor. Oil freezes quicker than water.
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
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The secret to humor is surprise.
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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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Sometimes, humor is the only way we get through the day.
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If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
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Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.
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There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
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Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.
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You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
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One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.
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Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'
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People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor.
