Humor Quotes
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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People who know me, they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy.
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
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The secret to humor is surprise.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.
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Impropriety is the soul of wit.
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Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.
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Cynicism is humor in ill health.
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I need to end up with someone who is strong, intelligent, independent, someone I really admire - sensitive, sensuous, warm, a sense of humor.
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One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.
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One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.
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The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor.
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If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
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Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
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My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor.
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Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.
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Michael Pollan is a champion. In all ways. A man of great integrity, humor, and common sense and kindness.
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Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
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Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements.
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
