Humor Quotes
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Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you'd rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.
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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?
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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences.
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I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.
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I love this life, because I am a human being and it sure would be nice, I think, to preserve it. But I don't even know if that's true, because God's mind is huge, and I don't really know what he's thinking.I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.
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Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
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Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.
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Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.
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Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
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If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
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In rough times, pathfinders rely on work, friends, humor and prayer. They develop a support network.
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You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.
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Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything, it doesn't have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act; if it weren't, more women would do it.
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The Muslims in the Cape are associated with having a very good sense of humor.
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I'd probably describe my sense of humor as 'twisted,' I guess. It's not hard to make me laugh, especially when I'm surrounded by my close friends, especially my bandmates.
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman - or the want of it in the man.
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I've always been a fan of a Johnny Carson because he was so great with an audience and not afraid of self-deprecating humor.
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If you're feeling blue, lock yourself in a room, stand in front of a mirror, and dance - and laugh at yourself and be sexy. Dance the silliest and ugliest you've ever danced. Make fun of yourself and try to recover your sense of humor.
