Humor Quotes
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Weak men are easily put out of humor. Oil freezes quicker than water.
Berthold Auerbach -
A race track is a place where windows clean people.
Danny Thomas
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
W. Somerset Maugham -
Depending on where my self-confidence was, growing up, I would use humor either to bring people closer, or to keep them away from certain feelings I had.
Zach Anner -
Comedy, we may say, is society protecting itself - with a smile.
J. B. Priestley -
One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots.
Mallory Ortberg -
The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle -
Cynicism is humor in ill health.
H. G. Wells
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Humor is an antidote to all ills.
Patch Adams -
He was just trying to tease me - I knew that later - but he said he'd have to leave because it wasn't fair to have anyone in the room who was going to make fun of what he had to say. He had a good sense of humor, really.
Fay Wray -
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.
Garrison Keillor -
There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
H. L. Mencken -
In rough times, pathfinders rely on work, friends, humor and prayer. They develop a support network.
Gail Sheehy -
You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
Lance Bass NSYNC
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I think luck is a great part of it because I think that the particular makeup of the person that you are attracted to, and that you fall in love with, is very important. Even down to that old bromide of a sense of humor and all of that.
Jack Lemmon -
Sometimes, humor is the only way we get through the day.
Melina Matsoukas -
I would love to do a film with a lot of humor in it: a comedy with pain instead of a painful film with some comedy.
Randa Haines -
I don't have a disregard for my reader in humor pieces.
Ian Frazier -
Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.
Hailey Gates -
People in Russia adapt to misery by a deep, deep humor.
Ian Frazier
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Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.
Dan Auerbach The Black Keys -
You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.
Vanessa Bayer -
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
Andy Rooney -
Daddy was hilarious. He could take the most mundane event and tell it so that we all on the floor laughing. He trained me in the joys of humor.
Karen DeCrow