Humor Quotes
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Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy. You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious.
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McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
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It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.
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An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.
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Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
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It's so hard to believe in anything anymore, you know what I mean? It's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, 'cause it seems so mythological, and seems so arbitrary; and then on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never need do anything.
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I just like playing interesting, complex, complicated characters. I like films that also have an element of humor.
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When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
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If something's neither here nor there, where the hell is it?
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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
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Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.
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A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
