Humor Quotes

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."

Tommy Cooper
- Funny
- Dog
- Dentist
You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.

Jerry Coleman
- Funny
- Baseball
- Gone

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

Jerry Coleman
- Funny
- Air
- Balls
The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous.

Haruki Murakami
- Humor
- Works
- Novels
My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.

Erma Bombeck
- Funny
- Baby
- Humor
Delicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.

Evelyn Underhill
- Humor
- Saints
- Delicate
If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

Casey Affleck
- Funny
- Humor
Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.

Ray Bradbury
- Risk
- Courage
- Building