Humor Quotes
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As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.
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McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
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Humor is a great way to relieve stress.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.
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An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.
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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
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I just like playing interesting, complex, complicated characters. I like films that also have an element of humor.
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A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never need do anything.
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When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
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The secret to success is to subjugate your ego and serve others.
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If something's neither here nor there, where the hell is it?
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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
