Humor Quotes

• I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.

  

  Elizabeth Lesser
  • Faith
  • Spirit
  • Controls

• Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

  

  Jerry Coleman
  • Home
  • Funny
  • Running

• Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.

  

  Ray Bradbury
  • Risk
  • Courage
  • Building

• As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.

  

  Nikki Glaser
  • Situation
  • Humor
  • Happen

• I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."

  

  Tommy Cooper
  • Funny
  • Dog
  • Dentist

• I just like playing interesting, complex, complicated characters. I like films that also have an element of humor.

  

  Steve Buscemi
  • Humor
  • Playing
  • Characters

• My sense of humor has saved me more than a couple of times in my life.

  

  John Prine
  • Life
  • Couple
  • Sense

• It's funny because it's true, and also it's the kind of humor that makes you think.

  

  Bill Konigsberg
  • True
  • Think
  • Humor

• A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.

  

  Tommy Cooper
  • Funny
  • Humor
  • Doctors

• In a girl I look for honesty above all, someone who I can carry on a conversation with, someone who has a good sense of humor, someone who's true to herself, and to top it, someone who can get ready for a date in less than ten minutes.

  

  Erik von Detten
  • Conversation
  • Someone
  • Ready

• It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me.

  

  Stephen Fry
  • Funny
  • Easy
  • Humor

• The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous.

  

  Haruki Murakami
  • Humor
  • Works
  • Novels

• I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.

  

  Steve Martin
  • Funny
  • Knows
  • Unhappy

• It's so hard to believe in anything anymore, you know what I mean? It's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, 'cause it seems so mythological, and seems so arbitrary; and then on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

  

  Steve Martin
  • Believe
  • Science
  • Funny

• The secret to success is to subjugate your ego and serve others.

  

  Stuart Wilde
  • Secret
  • Humor
  • Ego

• When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.

  

  Erma Bombeck
  • Morning
  • Dog
  • Humor

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