Nikki Glaser Quotes
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
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I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.
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I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.
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I firmly believe that if your environment works for you and your family, it translates into a better life.
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Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.
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The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all.
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History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions; the study of answers belongs to anthropology and sociology.
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Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
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It's a long, hard, difficult process to make it to a national championship.
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The stars that have most glory have no rest.
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I'm either going to be a writer or a bum.
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At Performa in New York, there are a lot of commissions, but Manchester Festival is the only festival where everything is fully produced by the festival.
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If you got the DVD you can see that George Lucas has taken that person out, as well as the voice, and we shot this scene when we arrived in Australia during the actual filming of Episode 3.
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My humor is my creativity, and my skepticism is a gift.
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I'm not, like, an action-hero guy.
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Before I was rapping, I was always around the rap game, even though I was in the streets. I would be at all the parties and all the events, and I was pretty hard to miss. I was one of the few Spanish cats sitting there with jewelry on, Dapper Dan suits. It was pretty hard to miss me.
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I think I've been a very good student of all aspects of being in Congress. I think I'm always working hard to get an 'A.'
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That settled Abraham Lincoln with me. I was thoroughly satisfied that no such man ought to be President; but I could not yet conceive it possible that such a monster would be the choice of a majority of the people for President.
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Living wasn't easy for you, was it? You couldn't enter your own life, but you could be someone else. You weren't you then; you were safe.
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You can become an even more excellent person by constantly setting higher and higher standards for yourself and then by doing everything possible to live up to those standards.
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Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
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All of life’s great lessons involve loss.
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As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
