Humor Quotes
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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I do have a dirty sense of humor.
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Good-humor is the clear blue sky of the soul.
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
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Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
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In a girl I look for honesty above all, someone who I can carry on a conversation with, someone who has a good sense of humor, someone who's true to herself, and to top it, someone who can get ready for a date in less than ten minutes.
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It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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To me, being funny is more important than making a point, but I don't know. Most politicians are so interested in making points that they don't ... I'd rather be funny myself, and I'd rather listen to somebody with a little sense of humor.
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If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
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That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
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A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.
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Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.
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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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Humor is a key to a happy life with ADD.
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Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.
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If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.
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So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms."
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Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive.
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My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.
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I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
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Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
