Humor Quotes
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If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
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There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
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I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
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Humor is intrinsitc to Christianity.
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.
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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
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I don't have any powers other than the power of sex. And humor.
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I do have a dirty sense of humor.
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
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I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
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When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.
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Good humor is the sunshine of the mind.
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
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Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.
