Colton Dunn Quotes

I've been a comedian for a long time so writing and performing is a big part of what I do. If anybody's doing comedy they should also work on writing.

Colton Dunn

• Writing
• Part
• Performing

Dude, you can't get everybody here to agree to join a union. We couldn't even agree on a theme for our summer barbecue. Ended up being 1980s Arabian Nights Under The Sea Harry Potter.

Colton Dunn

• Agree
• Cannot
• Union

Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser.

Colton Dunn

• Humor
• Laughter
• Issues

That's the one thing that I love about Twitter. There's no rule that says it's a discussion. So I love when I tweet something and somebody wants to have a conversation with me. I'm like, "Oh no, I don't use Twitter for conversations. I just say what I want to say so you can ask me a question but I'm not answering it."

Colton Dunn

• Twitter
• Conversations
• Tweet

Trees are tight Animals too I like the earth How about you

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• Earth
• You
• Animals

I’m going to vote for her. You should vote for someone you like too.

Colton Dunn

• You
• Like
• Vote

As far as a job, actors get treated a lot better than writers so I definitely prefer acting. A writer has to make his own coffee and an actor has somebody bring them coffee.

Colton Dunn

• Job
• Actors
• Coffee

I've taken four breaks today, so I guess we both got stuff to brag about.

Colton Dunn

• Today
• Four
• Breaks

If you’re homeless but work hard someday you can get a lime-green Kia.

Colton Dunn

• Work
• Get
• Homeless

The wheels have fallen off the wheels.

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• Wheels
• Fallen Off

Sometimes you want to have a talk about race, about police violence. It's very hard to get through to somebody. Everyone's got their side staked out. They don't want to talk about it. But you can break the ice with a little humor.

Colton Dunn

• Humor
• Race
• Break