Humor Quotes
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms."
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Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.
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It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
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Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
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I don't have any powers other than the power of sex. And humor.
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Good-humor is the clear blue sky of the soul.
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Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
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Humor implies a sure conception of the beautiful, the majestic and he true, by whose light it surveys and shape s their opposites. It is a humane influence, softening with mirth the ragged inequities of existence, prompting tolerant views of life, bridging over the space which separates the lofty from the lowly, the great from the humble.
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Good humor is the sunshine of the mind.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.
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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
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I often use humor as a tool in my writing, and sometimes that works and sometimes it sits alone just as a funny line.
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I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.
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And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
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Our historical bequest is sublime. I have inherited a fragmented but highly creative exile and, since 1948, a home. I don't know that I want to settle there. I prefer the creative spur of exile. () But wherever I am I shall be Jewish, and that sound will inform every syllable I write. I am blessed with a long ancestry of wisdom, prophecy, and promise, a line of overwhelming creative achievements, courage, humor, and, above all, a dogged and chronic permanence, the greatest legacy of all.
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Humor is the sense of the Absurd which is despair refusing to take itself seriously.
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He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
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Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.
