Humor Quotes
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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You were named after Grandma." The seventh kid, "You were named after a sandwich I had. Now get your brother, Reuben."
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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
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It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"
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I often use humor as a tool in my writing, and sometimes that works and sometimes it sits alone just as a funny line.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
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I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
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Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.
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All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.
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Irony is the birth-pangs of the objective mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between existence and the idea of existence). Humor is the birth -pangs of the absolute mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between the I and the idea of the I.
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It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that we'll never see again. Unit histories just do not get any better.
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My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
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I'm convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm.
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Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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But you shall not escape my iambics.
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From Lucifer to Jerry Sneak there is not an aspect of evil, imperfection, and littleness which can elude the lights of humor or the lightning of wit.
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There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
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Ultimately, we as a band just write what we write. Some of it's very serious, and even in the serious songs, there's sometimes an angle of levity. I think that's just how we communicate naturally and to shy away from that would be, first of all, boring for me, but also it wouldn't ring true to who I am or the way I relate to people or the way we relate to people as a band or the way we relate to the audience. Humor is a big part of it, but we also take our craft very seriously.
