Humor Quotes
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Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the pomps, the vanities, the sense of self-importance of the Big Fellows that the world sometimes sends among us, and who try to take our peace away.
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Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."
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Humor is the sense of the Absurd which is despair refusing to take itself seriously.
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My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
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Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
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Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
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Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.
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If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
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Ultimately, we as a band just write what we write. Some of it's very serious, and even in the serious songs, there's sometimes an angle of levity. I think that's just how we communicate naturally and to shy away from that would be, first of all, boring for me, but also it wouldn't ring true to who I am or the way I relate to people or the way we relate to people as a band or the way we relate to the audience. Humor is a big part of it, but we also take our craft very seriously.
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The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular.
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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
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It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
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musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.
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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.
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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
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Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.
