Humor Quotes
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Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.
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Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
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If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
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McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
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She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.
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I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.
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I'm convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
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Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.
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The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
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Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
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I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.
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Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.
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I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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Our historical bequest is sublime. I have inherited a fragmented but highly creative exile and, since 1948, a home. I don't know that I want to settle there. I prefer the creative spur of exile. () But wherever I am I shall be Jewish, and that sound will inform every syllable I write. I am blessed with a long ancestry of wisdom, prophecy, and promise, a line of overwhelming creative achievements, courage, humor, and, above all, a dogged and chronic permanence, the greatest legacy of all.
