Humor Quotes
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So she ignored Mrs. Arbuthnot's remark and raised forefinger, and said with marked coldness—at least, she tried to make it sound marked— that she supposed they would be going to breakfast, and that she had had hers; but it was her fate that however coldly she sent forth her words they came out sounding quite warm and agreeable. That was because she had a sympathetic and delightful voice, due entirely to some special formation of her throat and the roof of her mouth, and having nothing whatever to do with what she was feeling. Nobody in consequence ever believed they were being snubbed. It was most tiresome. And if she stared icily it did not look icy at all, because her eyes, lovely to begin with, had the added loveliness of very long, soft, dark eyelashes. No icy stare could come out of eyes like that; it got caught and lost in the soft eyelashes, and the persons stared at merely thought they were being regarded with a flattering and exquisite attentiveness. And if ever she was out of humour or definitely cross— and who would not be sometimes in such a world?—-she only looked so pathetic that people all rushed to comfort her, if possible by means of kissing. It was more than tiresome, it was maddening. Nature was determined that she should look and sound angelic. She could never be disagreeable or rude without being completely misunderstood.
Elizabeth von Arnim -
George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
Jerry Coleman
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I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.
Jerry Coleman -
You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
Mel Karmazin -
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
Jerry Coleman -
Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.
Merritt Patterson -
An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.
William Feather -
Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.
John Lennon The Beatles
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I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.
Ivan Reitman -
Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
Gavin McInnes -
I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.
Chic Murray -
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'
Jim Gaffigan -
Many people think the Cards at the end of the wire will cross the finish line first.
Jerry Coleman -
Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.
Erica Jong
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Humor is a great way to relieve stress.
Christina Maslach -
It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.
Jerry Coleman -
I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.
Silas Weir Mitchell -
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
Jerry Coleman -
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure
Tommy Cooper -
Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the pomps, the vanities, the sense of self-importance of the Big Fellows that the world sometimes sends among us, and who try to take our peace away.
Sean O'Casey
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
Jerry Coleman -
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper -
That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Jerry Coleman -
Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
Jerry Coleman