Humor Quotes
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.
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Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
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As I developed as an artist and studied art history, I noticed that all the great works were dealing with the human condition. Art had humor in it. It had sex in it. But it also had sorrow running through it.
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Humor is the sense of the Absurd which is despair refusing to take itself seriously.
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When I was younger, when I was a teenager, the work was more satirical and funny and cartoony. And part of it was chops - if you have a more limited repertoire of stick figures and cartoon characters, they lend themselves more to humor than to tragedy.
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
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If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
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Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."
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A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.
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I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.
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In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular.
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I don't have any powers other than the power of sex. And humor.
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Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.
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And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"
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Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
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When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
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musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.
