Humor Quotes
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Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.
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My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
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It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"
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Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.
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I often use humor as a tool in my writing, and sometimes that works and sometimes it sits alone just as a funny line.
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Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive.
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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
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I'm convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm.
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Good-humor is the clear blue sky of the soul.
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One does not laugh because one is happy; one is happy because one laughs.
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
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If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
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Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else, and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.
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During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
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There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
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I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
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Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
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I've known Don Mancini for 22 years. We're dear friends. I know his humor, I know his mind.
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As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.
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Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
