Humor Quotes
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I grew up with SpongeBob - it came out in 1999, right before I turned 7. So it's been a part of my life and all my friends' lives and defined our humor, in a way.
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.
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When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.
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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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I often use humor as a tool in my writing, and sometimes that works and sometimes it sits alone just as a funny line.
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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
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Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
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Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
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McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
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If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
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Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.
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I've known Don Mancini for 22 years. We're dear friends. I know his humor, I know his mind.
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I'm convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm.
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He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
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Humor can help you to disagree without being disagreeable. The key in democracy is not necessarily that we agree, but that we participate....Despite all the heavy problems- domestic and international- there is humor. Humor transcends partisanship.
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
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I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
