Humor Quotes
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Sometimes you want to have a talk about race, about police violence. It's very hard to get through to somebody. Everyone's got their side staked out. They don't want to talk about it. But you can break the ice with a little humor.
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I thought the line 'I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska' was very funny. I think the word is 'sarcasm.' In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life.
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
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Mirth is a Proteus, changing its shape and manner with the thousand diversities of individual character, from the most superfluous gayety to the deepest, moat earnest humor.
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If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
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Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else, and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
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Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
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Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.
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Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.
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I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.
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The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular.
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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Humor is the sense of the Absurd which is despair refusing to take itself seriously.
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A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.
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Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
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Putting a little time aside for clean fun and good humor is very necessary to relieve the tensions of our time.
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I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure
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My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
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Delicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.
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To me, being funny is more important than making a point, but I don't know. Most politicians are so interested in making points that they don't ... I'd rather be funny myself, and I'd rather listen to somebody with a little sense of humor.
