Humor Quotes
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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
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I grew up with SpongeBob - it came out in 1999, right before I turned 7. So it's been a part of my life and all my friends' lives and defined our humor, in a way.
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Humor is a great way to relieve stress.
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My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
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Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.
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Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.
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I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.
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When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.
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I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives.
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I do have a dirty sense of humor.
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A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never need do anything.
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Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.
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musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.
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I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.
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A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.
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Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the pomps, the vanities, the sense of self-importance of the Big Fellows that the world sometimes sends among us, and who try to take our peace away.
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And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "Break my arms."
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When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.
