Humor Quotes
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Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.
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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
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When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.
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I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.
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I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.
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I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Humor is intrinsitc to Christianity.
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There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
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musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.
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Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light.
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I grew up with SpongeBob - it came out in 1999, right before I turned 7. So it's been a part of my life and all my friends' lives and defined our humor, in a way.
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the pomps, the vanities, the sense of self-importance of the Big Fellows that the world sometimes sends among us, and who try to take our peace away.
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Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.
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Irony is the birth-pangs of the objective mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between existence and the idea of existence). Humor is the birth -pangs of the absolute mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between the I and the idea of the I.
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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
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I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
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A sense of humor has been linked with longevity. It is a possibility that the mental attitude reflected in a lively sense of humor is an important factor predisposing some people toward long life.
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My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
