Humor Quotes
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We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
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Our historical bequest is sublime. I have inherited a fragmented but highly creative exile and, since 1948, a home. I don't know that I want to settle there. I prefer the creative spur of exile. () But wherever I am I shall be Jewish, and that sound will inform every syllable I write. I am blessed with a long ancestry of wisdom, prophecy, and promise, a line of overwhelming creative achievements, courage, humor, and, above all, a dogged and chronic permanence, the greatest legacy of all.
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Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
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I grew up with SpongeBob - it came out in 1999, right before I turned 7. So it's been a part of my life and all my friends' lives and defined our humor, in a way.
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If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
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My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.
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When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.
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Humor can help you to disagree without being disagreeable. The key in democracy is not necessarily that we agree, but that we participate....Despite all the heavy problems- domestic and international- there is humor. Humor transcends partisanship.
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I've known Don Mancini for 22 years. We're dear friends. I know his humor, I know his mind.
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Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
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My sense of humor has saved me more than a couple of times in my life.
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I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.
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McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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From Lucifer to Jerry Sneak there is not an aspect of evil, imperfection, and littleness which can elude the lights of humor or the lightning of wit.
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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
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I'm convinced that it's energy and humor. The two of them combined equal charm.
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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
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I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
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I often use humor as a tool in my writing, and sometimes that works and sometimes it sits alone just as a funny line.
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I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
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Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
