Humor Quotes
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In a girl I look for honesty above all, someone who I can carry on a conversation with, someone who has a good sense of humor, someone who's true to herself, and to top it, someone who can get ready for a date in less than ten minutes.
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People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
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She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.
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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
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You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
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I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
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As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
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Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
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I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.
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It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.
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Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
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Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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I admit to spending a fortune on women, booze and gambling... the rest I spend foolishly.
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Humor is a key to a happy life with ADD.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
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Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy. You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious.
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To me, being funny is more important than making a point, but I don't know. Most politicians are so interested in making points that they don't ... I'd rather be funny myself, and I'd rather listen to somebody with a little sense of humor.
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That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
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Delicate humor is the crowning virtue of the saints.
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It's funny because it's true, and also it's the kind of humor that makes you think.
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An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.
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A sense of humor is so handy, isn't it? It lets you see both sides of a question so that you never need do anything.
