Humor Quotes
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My sense of humor has saved me more than a couple of times in my life.
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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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It's funny because it's true, and also it's the kind of humor that makes you think.
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The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous.
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Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
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That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
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I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
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I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.
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If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney.
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After all, when a thought takes one's breath away, a lesson on grammar seems an impertinence.
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As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
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I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives.
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Humor is a key to a happy life with ADD.
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If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
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I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.
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She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.
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Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy. You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious.
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
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You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.
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What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'
