Humor Quotes
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Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.
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My sense of humor has saved me more than a couple of times in my life.
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There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.
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I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
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Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin.
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Those numbers with Tony are so often and so interesting.
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After all, when a thought takes one's breath away, a lesson on grammar seems an impertinence.
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She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.
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The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous.
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I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
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It's funny because it's true, and also it's the kind of humor that makes you think.
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I want to help people, give hope to all. Humor is the foundation of our lives.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You can simultaneously laugh at a situation, and take it seriously.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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As humourless a lump of dough as ever held a torchlight vigil outside the South African Embassy or stuck an AIDS awareness ribbon on an unwilling first-nighter.
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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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I have a really dry sense of humor. I don't think it's funny when people wink at the camera. That's more of an actor thing, just committing to whatever the thing is.
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You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
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If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.
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Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy. You can’t laugh and be angry, you can’t laugh and feel sad, you can’t laugh and feel envious.
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As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
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McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.
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That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres - two doubles and a triple.
