Humor Quotes
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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One does not laugh because one is happy; one is happy because one laughs.
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Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
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If you want a lot of visual humor, the way to do it is have visual people do it.
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I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
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As I developed as an artist and studied art history, I noticed that all the great works were dealing with the human condition. Art had humor in it. It had sex in it. But it also had sorrow running through it.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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Humor implies a sure conception of the beautiful, the majestic and he true, by whose light it surveys and shape s their opposites. It is a humane influence, softening with mirth the ragged inequities of existence, prompting tolerant views of life, bridging over the space which separates the lofty from the lowly, the great from the humble.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.
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He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
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Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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“Sometimes I do readings and people can’t stop laughing, but I’m reading about pretty tragic things. I think Soviet humor is a desperate humor, rather typical of very different nations, of Jewish people, Ukrainians, and of course, Russians. It’s despair – just keep laughing, until you are dead.”
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Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.
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The big ballpark can do it all!
