Humor Quotes
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I love a sense of humor, I love intelligence, I love specificity, I love surprises. I'm inspired to get out of bed in the morning and fill my day with good things.
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I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'
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I don't know how to describe my sense of humor.
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This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.
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I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I still live near you!" The guy sees me go into my apartment, flips the card over, it's just a picture of me holding a rifle.
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There is scarcely an aspect of the American character to which humor is not related, few which in some sense it has not governed. ... It is a lawless element, full of surprises.
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Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
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“Sometimes I do readings and people can’t stop laughing, but I’m reading about pretty tragic things. I think Soviet humor is a desperate humor, rather typical of very different nations, of Jewish people, Ukrainians, and of course, Russians. It’s despair – just keep laughing, until you are dead.”
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Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
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As I developed as an artist and studied art history, I noticed that all the great works were dealing with the human condition. Art had humor in it. It had sex in it. But it also had sorrow running through it.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
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Humor is an amazing way to talk people down off a ledge.
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The big ballpark can do it all!
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."
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I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.
