Humor Quotes
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Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.
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My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
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I really wouldn't want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there, simple things like smells and the British sense of humor.
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
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People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You were named after Grandma." The seventh kid, "You were named after a sandwich I had. Now get your brother, Reuben."
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She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.
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I want to be taken seriously as the type of musician that plays stuff like an electric rake. I mean, how seriously do you take someone like Spike Jones? They take him pretty seriously - a really good musician who made a great contribution in terms of humor, which is part of what I try to do too.
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The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.
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I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
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This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."
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It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?"
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
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At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
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I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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As I developed as an artist and studied art history, I noticed that all the great works were dealing with the human condition. Art had humor in it. It had sex in it. But it also had sorrow running through it.
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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
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I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you and you get kinda flustered, you're like "Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I got things to do, okay?"
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Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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I love a sense of humor, I love intelligence, I love specificity, I love surprises. I'm inspired to get out of bed in the morning and fill my day with good things.
