Humor Quotes
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Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
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I like people with a good sense of humor, like Jennifer Aniston. She is amazing and is a great actress.
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Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.
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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
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Good-humor makes all things tolerable.
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
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I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and often have good senses of humor. Plus, they give unconditional love.
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I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
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Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.
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I love a sense of humor, I love intelligence, I love specificity, I love surprises. I'm inspired to get out of bed in the morning and fill my day with good things.
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
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Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
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It's nice when you are with a guy who can find the humor in touch situations and be comfortable enough in his own skin that he can laugh at himself.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
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I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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Humor is so culturally based that when I try to tell a joke as me being a white American, if I tell other white Americans, they'll laugh. If I tell an African American, they might not laugh. In fact, they either might not find it funny, or they might find it offensive, and I didn't mean it to be offensive. So these are the sort of little things that build up over time, just like in a marriage. You know, the little things can build up over time.
