Humor Quotes
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Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.
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I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.
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I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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I am not at all in a humour for writing; I must write on till I am.
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Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
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Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
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To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.
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At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the Water Buffalo? is a splendid story of comradeship in a time and place of constant peril, but it's Babbs's irrepressible exuberance and vast, affectionate good humor that make the story go. I love this novel.
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Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
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You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.
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Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in life.
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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
