Humor Quotes
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
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It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that we'll never see again. Unit histories just do not get any better.
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I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
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Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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Humor is an amazing way to talk people down off a ledge.
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Wit and humor belong to genius alone.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in life.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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I always gravitate toward the humor in something.
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Humor is wit and love.
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
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I'll come out and say it because no one else will: French gross-out humor is the best. Particularly the illustrated variety.
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If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.
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At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the Water Buffalo? is a splendid story of comradeship in a time and place of constant peril, but it's Babbs's irrepressible exuberance and vast, affectionate good humor that make the story go. I love this novel.
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
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Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.
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You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."
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Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser.
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I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
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I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'
