Humor Quotes
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Humor is a means of obtaining pleasure in spite of the distressing effects that interface with it.
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I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.
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Well, honor is the subject of my story.
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."
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Attract more friends, and extend life. Humor heals.
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I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.
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Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.
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I grew up with SpongeBob - it came out in 1999, right before I turned 7. So it's been a part of my life and all my friends' lives and defined our humor, in a way.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
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You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
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Humor is one of the elements of genius--admirable as an adjunct; but as soon as it becomes dominant, only a surrogate for genius.
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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
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When I was younger, when I was a teenager, the work was more satirical and funny and cartoony. And part of it was chops - if you have a more limited repertoire of stick figures and cartoon characters, they lend themselves more to humor than to tragedy.
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Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
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Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."
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Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
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If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart.
