Humor Quotes
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Attract more friends, and extend life. Humor heals.
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I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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Humor is a means of obtaining pleasure in spite of the distressing effects that interface with it.
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."
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I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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Imagination offers people consolation for what they cannot be, and humor for what they actually are.
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Don't forget to bring your sense of humor to your labor.
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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
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My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
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When I was younger, when I was a teenager, the work was more satirical and funny and cartoony. And part of it was chops - if you have a more limited repertoire of stick figures and cartoon characters, they lend themselves more to humor than to tragedy.
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
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You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
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Well, honor is the subject of my story.
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To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
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Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
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Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.
