Humor Quotes
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Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
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Well, honor is the subject of my story.
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I like people with a good sense of humor, like Jennifer Aniston. She is amazing and is a great actress.
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Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
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Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
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Humor is intrinsitc to Christianity.
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
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I am not at all in a humour for writing; I must write on till I am.
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Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
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I don't know how to describe my sense of humor.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.
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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
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Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light.
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Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.
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I could never be Charlie Chaplin. But the films that were made by people like him, or Gene Wilder, or John Candy, the people that inspired me so much were the people that were able to combine humor with heartbreak so beautifully and fluidly. Those films I think were what inspired me to want to come to L.A. and audition for movies.
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But you shall not escape my iambics.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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It's nice when you are with a guy who can find the humor in touch situations and be comfortable enough in his own skin that he can laugh at himself.
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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
