Humor Quotes
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There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
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He can be lethal death.
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'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
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I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
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Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
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Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.
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The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
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There is scarcely an aspect of the American character to which humor is not related, few which in some sense it has not governed. ... It is a lawless element, full of surprises.
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I'll come out and say it because no one else will: French gross-out humor is the best. Particularly the illustrated variety.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that we'll never see again. Unit histories just do not get any better.
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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
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I like boys with humor.
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To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.
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You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in life.
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the Water Buffalo? is a splendid story of comradeship in a time and place of constant peril, but it's Babbs's irrepressible exuberance and vast, affectionate good humor that make the story go. I love this novel.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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I always gravitate toward the humor in something.
