Humor Quotes
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
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I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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I am not at all in a humour for writing; I must write on till I am.
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I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.
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I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.
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I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.
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I could never be Charlie Chaplin. But the films that were made by people like him, or Gene Wilder, or John Candy, the people that inspired me so much were the people that were able to combine humor with heartbreak so beautifully and fluidly. Those films I think were what inspired me to want to come to L.A. and audition for movies.
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I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.
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Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in life.
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Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.
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It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that we'll never see again. Unit histories just do not get any better.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the Water Buffalo? is a splendid story of comradeship in a time and place of constant peril, but it's Babbs's irrepressible exuberance and vast, affectionate good humor that make the story go. I love this novel.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
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It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.
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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.
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You ever talk about a movie with someone that read the book? They're always so condescending. 'Ah, the book was much better than the movie.' Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie: no reading.
