Humor Quotes
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If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
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What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in societ.
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In Ali change creation faith growth hope humor life living Muhammad Ali transformation wonder. If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
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I grew up with SpongeBob - it came out in 1999, right before I turned 7. So it's been a part of my life and all my friends' lives and defined our humor, in a way.
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
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When I was younger, when I was a teenager, the work was more satirical and funny and cartoony. And part of it was chops - if you have a more limited repertoire of stick figures and cartoon characters, they lend themselves more to humor than to tragedy.
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The way humor's usually used in horror, it's as a pressure-release valve; without it, the drama would escalate out of all control almost immediately.
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I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.
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There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
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Attract more friends, and extend life. Humor heals.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
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At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the Water Buffalo? is a splendid story of comradeship in a time and place of constant peril, but it's Babbs's irrepressible exuberance and vast, affectionate good humor that make the story go. I love this novel.
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Mirth is a Proteus, changing its shape and manner with the thousand diversities of individual character, from the most superfluous gayety to the deepest, moat earnest humor.
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
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If I know what something's about, and I can always have that touchstone, I feel like I can reach for really ridiculous humor and also go really dark in terms of the things I'm afraid of.
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Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
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Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
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They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
