Humor Quotes
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National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.
Jerry Coleman
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If I know what something's about, and I can always have that touchstone, I feel like I can reach for really ridiculous humor and also go really dark in terms of the things I'm afraid of.
Scott Snyder
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.
Jim Gaffigan
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
Jerry Coleman
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
Sarah Silverman
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Humor is one of the elements of genius--admirable as an adjunct; but as soon as it becomes dominant, only a surrogate for genius.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
Jim Gaffigan
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How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" "Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?
Joanne Rowling
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If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
Muhammad Ali
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
Jerry Coleman
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Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.
William McIlvanney
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Well, honor is the subject of my story.
William Shakespeare
