Humor Quotes
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Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
Jerry Coleman -
humor bears the closest relation to emotion, either bubbling up as from a deep and happy wellspring, or in an opposite fashion rising like a re-birth of feeling from dead levels after turmoil.
Constance Rourke
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I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.
Michelle Monaghan -
Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.
John Ross Bowie -
Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.
Jim Gaffigan -
Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.
Sarah Silverman -
My dad has a very dry sense of humor and my mom has a more fun, silly sense of humor. My mom is the type that, at the dinner table, you'd look over at and she'd have a piece of asparagus hanging down her nose. Classic mom bit.
Katie Dippold -
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
William Archibald Spooner
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I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.
Rita Moreno -
It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.
Bette Greene -
There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
Jerry Coleman -
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
Jerry Coleman -
My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
Bowden Wyatt -
He can be lethal death.
Jerry Coleman
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I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes
Sarah Hyland -
Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.
Jerry Coleman -
At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
Jerry Coleman -
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
Jerry Coleman -
If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.
Eric San -
You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
Jim Gaffigan
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
Jerry Coleman -
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
Jerry Coleman -
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
Jerry Coleman -
Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Jerry Coleman