Humor Quotes
-
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
-
I will say that as I get older and calmer and quieter in my own self, the one quality in a woman that I find more and more attractive is kindness. A sense of adventure and humor is important too, but I truly find kindness and consideration for others to be the most attractive thing in anyone.
-
Vincent Price did Oscar Wilde on Broadway, and I think he probably did it because he was almost like an Oscar Wilde. He had that brilliant humor.
-
I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes
-
The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
-
He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy.
-
Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.
-
The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
-
I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it.
-
It's more difficult getting up early in the morning when you're wearing silk pajamas.
-
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
-
Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
-
And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
-
Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.
-
Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
-
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
-
But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
-
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
-
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'
-
Wit and humor belong to genius alone.
-
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
-
Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."
-
Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light.
-
I really wouldn't want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there, simple things like smells and the British sense of humor.
