Humor Quotes
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How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" "Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?
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Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. Its objective --the unconscious objective of a disunited people --has seemed to be that of creating fresh bonds, a new unity, the semblance of a society and the rounded completion of an American type.
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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Humor is a means of obtaining pleasure in spite of the distressing effects that interface with it.
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I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
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The humanity of the piece, the humor and insightfulness, and intelligence, they were what I read, and what I experienced when I got to see what was on the screen, ... I'm really happy with the film. In terms of my hopes and expectations, they were realized. It's a great role, and I had a great time performing it.
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The Christian church is a society of sinners. It is the only society in the world membership in which is based upon the single qualification that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership.
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Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
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I come from a very big family. Nine parents.
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There is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman, some strange influence, even if one is not in love with them, which I cannot at all account for, having no very high opinion of the sex. But yet, I always feel in better humor with myself and every thing else, if there is a woman within ken.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
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This friend of mine had a terrible upbringing. When his mother lifted him up to feed him, his father rented the pram out. Then, when they came into money later, his mother hired a woman to push the pram - and he's been pushed for money ever since.
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I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it.
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What a great hitch to pit!
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I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
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Humor is one of the elements of genius--admirable as an adjunct; but as soon as it becomes dominant, only a surrogate for genius.
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Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.
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That home run ties it up, 1-0.
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I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
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National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.
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The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
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I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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If I know what something's about, and I can always have that touchstone, I feel like I can reach for really ridiculous humor and also go really dark in terms of the things I'm afraid of.
