Humor Quotes
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Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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I come from a very big family. Nine parents.
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I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).
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Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
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That home run ties it up, 1-0.
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If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart.
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
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Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.
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I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
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The humanity of the piece, the humor and insightfulness, and intelligence, they were what I read, and what I experienced when I got to see what was on the screen, ... I'm really happy with the film. In terms of my hopes and expectations, they were realized. It's a great role, and I had a great time performing it.
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A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on.
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Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.
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The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
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I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
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I have a good sense of humor. I think everything we do should have whimsy in it.
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How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" "Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?
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National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
