Humor Quotes
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That's a problem I have a lot of the time with humor in music, where it just kind of stops at the obvious level of: 'Hey, isn't it something that's in bad taste?'
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Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.
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I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.
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Wit and humor belong to genius alone.
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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
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Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."
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I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'
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The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
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He that cometh to seek after knowledge, with a mind to scorn, shall be sure to find matter for his humour, but no matter for his instruction.
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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
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It's more difficult getting up early in the morning when you're wearing silk pajamas.
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I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
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I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
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I'll come out and say it because no one else will: French gross-out humor is the best. Particularly the illustrated variety.
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But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.
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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
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humor bears the closest relation to emotion, either bubbling up as from a deep and happy wellspring, or in an opposite fashion rising like a re-birth of feeling from dead levels after turmoil.
