Humor Quotes
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For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.
Erma Bombeck -
What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in societ.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face.
Eva Hoffman -
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
Jerry Coleman -
I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
Jerry Coleman -
I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
Scott Thompson -
I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
Jerry Coleman -
I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of not needing to tell them when to laugh. I love that about the show. There's no laugh track.
Sarah Chalke
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
Mickey Rooney -
Humor is the sense of the Absurd which is despair refusing to take itself seriously.
Arland Ussher -
In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.
Drew Chadwick Emblem3 -
There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
Jerry Coleman -
I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and often have good senses of humor. Plus, they give unconditional love.
Arthur Bradford -
Humor is one of the elements of genius--admirable as an adjunct; but as soon as it becomes dominant, only a surrogate for genius.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that we'll never see again. Unit histories just do not get any better.
Barrett Tillman -
A crisis + time = humor.
Blaine Pardoe -
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
William James -
The Christian church is a society of sinners. It is the only society in the world membership in which is based upon the single qualification that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership.
Charles Clayton Morrison -
Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
Jim Gaffigan -
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.
Steve Martin