Humor Quotes
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The ballgame is over...in this inning.
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My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
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I cannot put into words how happy I was to have had the opportunity to be around him as much as I was. He had a great sense of humor, and through his humor, one could find his wisdom.
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Wit and humor belong to genius alone.
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I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes
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That's a problem I have a lot of the time with humor in music, where it just kind of stops at the obvious level of: 'Hey, isn't it something that's in bad taste?'
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I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
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humor bears the closest relation to emotion, either bubbling up as from a deep and happy wellspring, or in an opposite fashion rising like a re-birth of feeling from dead levels after turmoil.
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How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" "Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?
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It's more difficult getting up early in the morning when you're wearing silk pajamas.
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
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I'll come out and say it because no one else will: French gross-out humor is the best. Particularly the illustrated variety.
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musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.
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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
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I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.
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He that cometh to seek after knowledge, with a mind to scorn, shall be sure to find matter for his humour, but no matter for his instruction.
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I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
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Humor is the mistress of tears.
