Humor Quotes
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The humanity of the piece, the humor and insightfulness, and intelligence, they were what I read, and what I experienced when I got to see what was on the screen, ... I'm really happy with the film. In terms of my hopes and expectations, they were realized. It's a great role, and I had a great time performing it.
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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I come from a very big family. Nine parents.
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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There is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman, some strange influence, even if one is not in love with them, which I cannot at all account for, having no very high opinion of the sex. But yet, I always feel in better humor with myself and every thing else, if there is a woman within ken.
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There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face.
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What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in societ.
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I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
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If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
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Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.
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The big ballpark can do it all!
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
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Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. Its objective --the unconscious objective of a disunited people --has seemed to be that of creating fresh bonds, a new unity, the semblance of a society and the rounded completion of an American type.
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
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How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" "Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?
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Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
