Humor Quotes
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If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.
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Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion.
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Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
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I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.
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I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes
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We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons.
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Vincent Price did Oscar Wilde on Broadway, and I think he probably did it because he was almost like an Oscar Wilde. He had that brilliant humor.
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Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.
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Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People will be like, "Hey Jim, how ya do-" "I read a book! Two hundred and fifty pages!" "That's great, what was it about?" "No idea! Took me three years!"
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.
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I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.
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But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
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The Christian church is a society of sinners. It is the only society in the world membership in which is based upon the single qualification that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership.
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I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
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The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.
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The humanity of the piece, the humor and insightfulness, and intelligence, they were what I read, and what I experienced when I got to see what was on the screen, ... I'm really happy with the film. In terms of my hopes and expectations, they were realized. It's a great role, and I had a great time performing it.
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The ballgame is over...in this inning.
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I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." And his assistant's like, "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." ... "The male has the baby. You're fired."
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
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I thought it was time to add a little humor.
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There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
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A crisis + time = humor.
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The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.
