Humor Quotes
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
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Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
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I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.
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A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.
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Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."
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But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
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He that cometh to seek after knowledge, with a mind to scorn, shall be sure to find matter for his humour, but no matter for his instruction.
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A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
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Jazz is musical humor. The noun jazz describes a modern American technique for the playing of any music, accompanied by noise called harmony, and interpolated instrumental effects. It also describes music exhibiting influence of that technique which has as its traditional object to secure the effects of surprise, or in the broadest sense, humor.
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The Christian church is a society of sinners. It is the only society in the world membership in which is based upon the single qualification that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership.
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My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
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Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
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There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
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If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
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I thought it was time to add a little humor.
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." And his assistant's like, "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." ... "The male has the baby. You're fired."
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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
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The humanity of the piece, the humor and insightfulness, and intelligence, they were what I read, and what I experienced when I got to see what was on the screen, ... I'm really happy with the film. In terms of my hopes and expectations, they were realized. It's a great role, and I had a great time performing it.
