Humor Quotes
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.
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Vincent Price did Oscar Wilde on Broadway, and I think he probably did it because he was almost like an Oscar Wilde. He had that brilliant humor.
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I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
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That home run ties it up, 1-0.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.
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There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
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Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.
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When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.
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I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
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The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.
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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.
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A crisis + time = humor.
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.
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The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy.
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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
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Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
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Wit and humor belong to genius alone.
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I cannot put into words how happy I was to have had the opportunity to be around him as much as I was. He had a great sense of humor, and through his humor, one could find his wisdom.
