Humor Quotes
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You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.
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I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
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Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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Jazz is musical humor. The noun jazz describes a modern American technique for the playing of any music, accompanied by noise called harmony, and interpolated instrumental effects. It also describes music exhibiting influence of that technique which has as its traditional object to secure the effects of surprise, or in the broadest sense, humor.
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If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart.
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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I think humor is like a shield that lets you get as close to the sad sad flame as possible - far closer, oftentimes, than drama.
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In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.
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The big ballpark can do it all!
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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
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There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face.
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Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.
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Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
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Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.
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What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in societ.
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Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.
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Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
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Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.
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My dad has a very dry sense of humor and my mom has a more fun, silly sense of humor. My mom is the type that, at the dinner table, you'd look over at and she'd have a piece of asparagus hanging down her nose. Classic mom bit.
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I tried the Scarsdale diet and the Stillman water diet (you remember that one, where you run weight off trying to get to the bathroom).
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There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
