Humor Quotes
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Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.
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Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People will be like, "Hey Jim, how ya do-" "I read a book! Two hundred and fifty pages!" "That's great, what was it about?" "No idea! Took me three years!"
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
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I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell.
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In business, there are times when you disagree, and sometimes it turns out that you're just plain wrong. Humor takes away tension and helps you realize you're wrong.
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Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.
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I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
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The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
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But I think frustration is hilarious. One of my missions is to bring humor into fine art. It's sacred.
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
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A crisis + time = humor.
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He that cometh to seek after knowledge, with a mind to scorn, shall be sure to find matter for his humour, but no matter for his instruction.
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I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
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I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
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I will say that as I get older and calmer and quieter in my own self, the one quality in a woman that I find more and more attractive is kindness. A sense of adventure and humor is important too, but I truly find kindness and consideration for others to be the most attractive thing in anyone.
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
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That home run ties it up, 1-0.
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Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light.
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Wit and humor belong to genius alone.
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My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.
