Humor Quotes
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When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
Jerry Coleman
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Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. Its objective --the unconscious objective of a disunited people --has seemed to be that of creating fresh bonds, a new unity, the semblance of a society and the rounded completion of an American type.
Constance Rourke
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
Jerry Coleman
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I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.
Michelle Monaghan
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
Carol Leifer
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A Jazz man should be saying what he feels: humor, sadness, joy... all the things that humans have.
Bob Brookmeyer
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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
Jerry Coleman
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Humor is wit and love.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
Tommy Cooper
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Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People will be like, "Hey Jim, how ya do-" "I read a book! Two hundred and fifty pages!" "That's great, what was it about?" "No idea! Took me three years!"
Jim Gaffigan
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I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.
Silas Weir Mitchell
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I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!
Steve Martin
