Humor Quotes
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Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.
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When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
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A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.
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The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.
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Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
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I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.
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Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
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My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.
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The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.
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When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.
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A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on.
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Humor is wit and love.
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I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
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A Jazz man should be saying what he feels: humor, sadness, joy... all the things that humans have.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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That's a problem I have a lot of the time with humor in music, where it just kind of stops at the obvious level of: 'Hey, isn't it something that's in bad taste?'
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My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He sold it to me on his deathbed. I wrote him a cheque for it, post dated of course.
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If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
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In business, there are times when you disagree, and sometimes it turns out that you're just plain wrong. Humor takes away tension and helps you realize you're wrong.
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The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
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I kinda expected to turn the bottle and see a recipe. "So that's how you make ice cubes. Apparently you just freeze this stuff. Oh, but you need a tray. That's how they trick you into it."
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The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.
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In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.
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Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.
