Humor Quotes
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When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.
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I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, you want a shot of Jäger? You want eight of 'em?"
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No charm, no humor, no wit -- and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.' .
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I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over.
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I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
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Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
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I thought it was time to add a little humor.
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.
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Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion.
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I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.
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You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"
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I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
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A crisis + time = humor.
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Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People will be like, "Hey Jim, how ya do-" "I read a book! Two hundred and fifty pages!" "That's great, what was it about?" "No idea! Took me three years!"
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I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
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My dad has a very dry sense of humor and my mom has a more fun, silly sense of humor. My mom is the type that, at the dinner table, you'd look over at and she'd have a piece of asparagus hanging down her nose. Classic mom bit.
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If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart.
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I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
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Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own
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Jazz is musical humor. The noun jazz describes a modern American technique for the playing of any music, accompanied by noise called harmony, and interpolated instrumental effects. It also describes music exhibiting influence of that technique which has as its traditional object to secure the effects of surprise, or in the broadest sense, humor.
