Humor Quotes
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Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
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I think I have always had a little humor.
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Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. Its objective --the unconscious objective of a disunited people --has seemed to be that of creating fresh bonds, a new unity, the semblance of a society and the rounded completion of an American type.
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In business, there are times when you disagree, and sometimes it turns out that you're just plain wrong. Humor takes away tension and helps you realize you're wrong.
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If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
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Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
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Humor is wit and love.
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A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on.
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When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
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Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.
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I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.
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I cannot put into words how happy I was to have had the opportunity to be around him as much as I was. He had a great sense of humor, and through his humor, one could find his wisdom.
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When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.
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'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
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A crisis + time = humor.
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
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A Jazz man should be saying what he feels: humor, sadness, joy... all the things that humans have.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.
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The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
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In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.
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Every now and then I'll read a book, I'll be so proud of myself, I'll try and squeeze it into conversation. People will be like, "Hey Jim, how ya do-" "I read a book! Two hundred and fifty pages!" "That's great, what was it about?" "No idea! Took me three years!"
