Humor Quotes
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At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.
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I had no way to have a sense of humor about The Exorcist. I didn't know how. And this enabled me.
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This predilection of bright women to twist themselves into bizarre submissive postures from which only humor can release them is something die-hard feminists will never address. But Iris and I were in agreement: there is nothing that warms a smart girl's heart like the smile on the face of a sadist.
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I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.
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I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.
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If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.
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A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
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I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
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My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
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What intrigued me about him was his intelligence, his humor. I'd been all over the world. I had started a career. At that point, I had sort of committed myself to not committing. I didn't want to have to raise a husband, but he was so sophisticated and so funny.
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I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.
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I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more.
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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.
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There's a combination of things to survive the road trip. Humor would be key. If everyone has relatively the same sense of humor, then that helps. And things in common, like food, eating.
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I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.
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I had these slinky eyes and a sense of humor.
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Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser.
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I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards - in the life of an artist.
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I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
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I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music.
