Humor Quotes
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
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I had no way to have a sense of humor about The Exorcist. I didn't know how. And this enabled me.
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A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
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My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
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I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
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There's a combination of things to survive the road trip. Humor would be key. If everyone has relatively the same sense of humor, then that helps. And things in common, like food, eating.
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I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more.
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Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
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I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards - in the life of an artist.
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We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!’
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
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It's a very important skill set for an actor to be able to bring the humor into any moment, whether you're doing drama or comedy.
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I always try to be ironistic in everything I do. I love people who understand humor and who live through humor. So, of course, I was not too serious covering such things as Motörhead or "Black Magic Woman" by Santana. But I was serious enough about Led Zeppelin and the Celtic song "Wild Mountain Thyme." In my life, serious and humor are always together.
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Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the pomps, the vanities, the sense of self-importance of the Big Fellows that the world sometimes sends among us, and who try to take our peace away.
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What intrigued me about him was his intelligence, his humor. I'd been all over the world. I had started a career. At that point, I had sort of committed myself to not committing. I didn't want to have to raise a husband, but he was so sophisticated and so funny.
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I think humor is often a very powerful tool to be able to express ideas that are heavy.
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Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser.
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I had these slinky eyes and a sense of humor.
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I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in.
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And when we take ourselves too seriously, we are grim about the brothers and sisters, especially the dissenting ones, and there will be no health in us and no healing humor.
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If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
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If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.
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I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an outside window. "What do you want?", she asked. "I want to stay here", I replied. "Well, stay there then", she said and closed the window.
