Humor Quotes
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My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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The Christian church is a society of sinners. It is the only society in the world membership in which is based upon the single qualification that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership.
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I always try to be ironistic in everything I do. I love people who understand humor and who live through humor. So, of course, I was not too serious covering such things as Motörhead or "Black Magic Woman" by Santana. But I was serious enough about Led Zeppelin and the Celtic song "Wild Mountain Thyme." In my life, serious and humor are always together.
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
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If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.
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In Beautiful, Mr. Shearer writes with humor and has fun with some of the glorious nonsense of Lamarr's movies.
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I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.
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I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music.
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Amy Schumer is a really, really hilarious writer. She's super funny, and I feel like the core of our senses of humor is really similar.
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Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser.
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You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."
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A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
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Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.
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You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"
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Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways.
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This predilection of bright women to twist themselves into bizarre submissive postures from which only humor can release them is something die-hard feminists will never address. But Iris and I were in agreement: there is nothing that warms a smart girl's heart like the smile on the face of a sadist.
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How fatally the entire want of humor cripples the mind.
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I had these slinky eyes and a sense of humor.
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Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.
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If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
