Humor Quotes
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Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.
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In Beautiful, Mr. Shearer writes with humor and has fun with some of the glorious nonsense of Lamarr's movies.
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I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
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At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
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For me, stand-up comedy is a conversation between me and the audience. I have to keep them listening. When I'm making jokes about cake for twenty minutes, I have to make sure my audience is interested and following where I'm going.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
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I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?
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I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
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Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well the other day there was a fire at the factory that makes them.
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If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me.
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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
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I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.
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Amy Schumer is a really, really hilarious writer. She's super funny, and I feel like the core of our senses of humor is really similar.
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Viewers know that I have a weird sense of humor, but that I'm serious about the game.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
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I don't know about you, but when they first introduced bottled water, I thought it was so funny, I was like "Bottled water! Haha, they're selling bottled water! ... I guess I'll try it. Ah, this is good, this is more watery than water. Yeah, this has got a water kick to it."
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Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
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I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.
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I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more.
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A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything.
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I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music.
