Humor Quotes
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I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.
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Netflix did it right and focused on all the things that have replaced the dumb, raw numbers of the Nielsen world - they embraced targeted marketing and 'brand' as a virtue higher than ratings.
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A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
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A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything.
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Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea though, thanks, Mum.
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How fatally the entire want of humor cripples the mind.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to have a sense of humor if you do feminism full-time, I tell you.
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On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
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Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.
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I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.
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We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!’
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There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
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I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?
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Why have they been telling us women lately that we have no sense of humor -- when we are always laughing? . . . and when we're not laughing, we're smiling.
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Theres no drama like wrestling.
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The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?
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Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.
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I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music.
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I think humor is often a very powerful tool to be able to express ideas that are heavy.
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It's a very important skill set for an actor to be able to bring the humor into any moment, whether you're doing drama or comedy.
