Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.

Jim Gaffigan

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When you read about the best places to work, it's never about salary; it's about catered lunches, the daycare - it's the cool stuff that matters.

Paige Craig
- Work
- Best
- Cool
I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.

Aaron Carter
- Time
- Know
- Trouble
The health industry, the fitness industry, was really starting to pick up. This was around the mid 80's.

Warren Cuccurullo Duran Duran
- Up
- Health
- Fitness
It's funny to think that when you get done with an acting job, you're considered unemployed. There are definitely times when those checks don't last forever. I went to college at a private school, and I racked up quite a bit of debt. I was very slow to pay them back.

Rami Malek
- Up
- School
- Done
But freedom, liberty, is an attribute of the soul and it may exist even when the body is in bondage.

Ralph Adams Cram
- May
- Soul
- Freedom
If you're driving, and a cop is behind you, you automatically think they're going to pull you over, but cops have so much more going on than to think about pulling you over. The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth.

Manny Montana
- Real
- Truth
- Think