Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy is very much a conversation. It's very personal, stylistically.

Jim Gaffigan

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The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around.

P. J. O'Rourke
- Find
- Ignorance
- News
When you read about the best places to work, it's never about salary; it's about catered lunches, the daycare - it's the cool stuff that matters.

Paige Craig
- Work
- Best
- Cool
When I was doing all this acting stuff, all these kids, like, assumed, 'Oh, my God, you're on TV, and you probably have a lot of money.' And I was living in a garage.

Becky G
- God
- Money
- Kids
I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.

Aaron Carter
- Time
- Know
- Trouble
The health industry, the fitness industry, was really starting to pick up. This was around the mid 80's.

Warren Cuccurullo Duran Duran
- Up
- Health
- Fitness
It's funny to think that when you get done with an acting job, you're considered unemployed. There are definitely times when those checks don't last forever. I went to college at a private school, and I racked up quite a bit of debt. I was very slow to pay them back.

Rami Malek
- Up
- School
- Done