Humor Quotes
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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
A. P. Herbert
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A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
Ivan Reitman
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It's a very important skill set for an actor to be able to bring the humor into any moment, whether you're doing drama or comedy.
Nathaniel Buzolic
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I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.
Sandra Bernhard
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
Rita Mae Brown
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Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.
Joanne Rowling
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I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
Jim Gaffigan
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At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Jerry Coleman
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My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.
Chic Murray
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I had these slinky eyes and a sense of humor.
Myrna Loy
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I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that.
Nick Cave The Birthday Party
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I think humor is often a very powerful tool to be able to express ideas that are heavy.
Camille Henrot
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
Zach Galifianakis
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I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more.
William Collins
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Viewers know that I have a weird sense of humor, but that I'm serious about the game.
Alex Trebek
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A sense of humor isn't everything. It's only 90 percent of everything.
Cynthia Heimel
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I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.
Amy Poehler
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Humor heals the heckler.
Gerald C. Meyers
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Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.
John Barrymore
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How fatally the entire want of humor cripples the mind.
Alice James
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I think I have always had a little humor.
Marilyn Monroe
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Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser.
Colton Dunn
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I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music.
Finneas
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Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.
Jerry Coleman