Humor Quotes
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This friend of mine had a terrible upbringing. When his mother lifted him up to feed him, his father rented the pram out. Then, when they came into money later, his mother hired a woman to push the pram - and he's been pushed for money ever since.
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All higher humor begins with ceasing to take oneself seriously.
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I think I have always had a little humor.
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It's a very important skill set for an actor to be able to bring the humor into any moment, whether you're doing drama or comedy.
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Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
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I think humor is often a very powerful tool to be able to express ideas that are heavy.
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Humor heals the heckler.
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I had no way to have a sense of humor about The Exorcist. I didn't know how. And this enabled me.
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I'm beginning to feel that the real endangered species on planet earth are not the whales and the elephants but those of us who can laugh at the world and ourselves. ... I fear the dry turn of the American mind, this focus on the literal, as much as I fear our capacity for self-destruction. We've become hagridden by facts, obsessed with product instead of process. Where's the energetic wit, the looney outlook, the frivolity, the lightness of comforting laughter? It has become fashionable to know and unfashionable to feel, and you can't really laugh if you can't feel.
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I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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How fatally the entire want of humor cripples the mind.
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Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students. "Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.
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I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy.
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If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
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And when we take ourselves too seriously, we are grim about the brothers and sisters, especially the dissenting ones, and there will be no health in us and no healing humor.
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For me, it would be very difficult to express an opinion about our times without humor. I don't think you could do that.
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The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
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Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.
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I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.
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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
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Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.
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Theres no drama like wrestling.
