Zach Galifianakis Quotes
Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.Zach Galifianakis
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Art should be an oasis: a place or refuge from the hardness of life.
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We need more children raised in the optimum situation, which is between a mom and a dad bonded together for life.
Sam Brownback -
Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that.
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Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.
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I've been snowboarding my whole life. My wife's really good, and I just try to keep up with her.
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If you're human, you've had phases in your life when things are in flux.
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The game of life is a game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later with astounding accuracy.
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Helping people boost themselves out of poverty is the best way to make a lasting positive difference in a person's life.
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Enhanced interrogation is not to be considered lightly, but the use of enhanced interrogation techniques does not require moral people to abandon their beliefs. Rather, it is precisely during these difficult times that one's beliefs about life, justice and mercy become indispensible.
Gary Bauer
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Abraham Lincoln -
I am not sad, but I am melancholic. When you lose your mother at 20 and then your father soon after, melancholia is part of your life.
Patricia Kaas -
We are seeing healing among the stolen generations, and initiatives which are enabling Indigenous people to make their distinctive contribution to our national life.
Malcolm Fraser -
If someone saves your life, you develop a brotherhood, no matter what your race.
Omar Epps -
As I grow older, I become more and more of a Marxist - Groucho, that is. When you have lived two-thirds of your life, you know the value of a good joke.
Karen DeCrow -
Life is one long jubilee.
Ira Gershwin
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All true opinions are living, and show their life by being capable of nourishment; therefore of change. But their change is that of a tree - not of a cloud.
John Ruskin -
The most interesting characters keep us hooked. Not likeable ones! Iago, Shylock, Darth Vader - are they likeable? Do you want to invite them to dinner?
Alison Owen -
Immigration is a legitimate concern, but it's not a good reason to leave the E.U.
Jo Cox -
I wouldn't have Elvis Presley on my show at any time.
Ed Sullivan -
Four years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
Zach Galifianakis